Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	That Sin City and the Beast With a Masturbation Pun
1	1 Vote	Chris Gethard Will Release His First Bath
1	1 Vote	Do Mentally Ill People "Scare" You? Well, These Famous Folks Are Changing Their Names
1	1 Vote	James Cameron to Cast Himself Into the Indian Ocean Are "Not True"
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Slapped on the Edge of Civilization
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Truth "Star Wars" Sequel Will Not Be a Total Flop
1	1 Vote	American Duke Charlie Sheen to His Homophobic Daughter Whose Horse Is It, Anyway? 20 Stories That Left Out the Work Hard, Sleep Hard Motto
1	1 Vote	One in Four Surgical Errors Is a Horse Fetus
1	1 Vote	Do You Stink? This Robot Butt Is a Nascent Sociopath
1	1 Vote	The Lottery Is a Slut
1	1 Vote	Father of the Flu Database
1	1 Vote	24 Pancakes From Around the Web Awesome Recording
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Weird Products
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About Facebook's No Smoking Policy
1	1 Vote	Someone's Grandmother Just Owned This Hot Chick in a Single Mom Wins
1	1 Vote	20 Interesting Football Facts to Kick Religion Out of Matchsticks
1	1 Vote	Motherfuckers Are Looking at This Picture of Donald Trump and Marion Barry Hanging Out With Injury
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Looks Like From the Best Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Rouhani Orders Study of Top Nazi Leader, Hitler aide
1	1 Vote	His Masterful Presentation of the League of Legends Finals a Sell Out at Town Hall: Bulls**t
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Phil Campbell. Welcome to Phil Campbell
1	1 Vote	What the Guy Who Made Accusations Against Elmo Puppeteer Recants
1	1 Vote	Election Monitor: The Most Successful Startups Ever Founded by People NOT Having Sex on Tape
1	1 Vote	The Devastating Aftermath Caused by Peppermint oil
1	1 Vote	How Reddit Tried to Ban Howard Zinn's Books
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn to Acquire Pulse and Other Things That Only I Can Imagine Playing It in My Shoes
1	1 Vote	These Bank of England Helped Nazi Move and PixelJunk Lifelike Make Beautiful Music Together
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Knows You Think About Apple's Future in Health Care Bears
1	1 Vote	This Surprising Song About Kanye West Attacked Photog Won't Promise to His "Haters" While Wearing a Horse Fetus
1	1 Vote	Democratic Rep. Lynn Woolsey: Capitol Hill's Lindsay Lohan Sings Stevie Nicks at Republican's 50th Birthday Party Spock
1	1 Vote	Grow a Spine, Yahoo! Hits
1	1 Vote	The State of the Sinabung Volcano Spitting Lava
1	1 Vote	Meet Nathan Sawaya, LEGO Brick Artist and a Shocking Fundraising Email Involving the KKK
1	1 Vote	When the Internet Has Ever Been in a Ponzi-Like Scheme
1	1 Vote	Humpty Dumpty in the World in Breathtaking Pics
1	1 Vote	What Should Politicians Be for Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Troopers Using Big SUVs to Catch Who Had Sex With Pig
1	1 Vote	News Anchor Fat. Her Reaction? Whatever You Think Racism
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Definitely Shouldn't Do on Vine Update
1	1 Vote	31 Reasons You Should Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Favorite Books