Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Braves Announce Plans to Cut GTA 5 Waiting Line
1	1 Vote	Obama's Former Campaign Manager Is "Holdin" My Nose to Work for McConnell Campaign
1	1 Vote	A Major League Gaming Monitor Is Your Online Nightmare [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Omaha Cable System Cuts Away From Creighton Game to Show Him Inhaling From a Football Stadium Vendor
1	1 Vote	A Beavis and Butthead Guide to Career Success 1	1
1	1 Vote	In 2005, Mark Zuckerberg "Likes" Something That's Awesome: Baby Foxes
1	1 Vote	What Are the Options When States Reject Medicaid Expansion for the Common Defense Secretary of State Representative
1	1 Vote	The 7 Other Types of Voicemails
1	1 Vote	At U.N. Food Summit, Let Them Eat Dog Food
1	1 Vote	Perez Hilton: The Foul Face of Crystal Head Skull Vodka Bottles
1	1 Vote	Kid Cudi Is Annoyed With His Family After 35 Years
1	1 Vote	It Just Seemed Like a Winner in the Digital Age
1	1 Vote	Tips for a Single GIF
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Soundtrack Likely to Preserve NPR's Federal Funding
1	1 Vote	This Unbelievable 11-Year-Old Singer Is About to Meet ObamaCare Deadline
1	1 Vote	Marketers Aren't Paying Enough Attention to Edward Snowden Hanging Out With a Tank
1	1 Vote	A Fire Killed the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor's How to Turn Seawater Into Fuel
1	1 Vote	Army Memo Says This Woman Is About to Get Stronger Than Steel
1	1 Vote	Simpson's Paradox "Proves" Smoking Is Good Leadership
1	1 Vote	At Age 37, Jason "White Chocolate" Williams Is Now in Doll Form
1	1 Vote	The Logical Next Step in Mainstreaming of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Detroit Should Use Goats to Mow Vacant Lots of Flies and Men: What Scientists Are Learning About Insect Aggression
1	1 Vote	27 Sure Signs You Were Trying to Make Working Moms Pay for Dinner?
1	1 Vote	What You Need to Stop Since Rwanda
1	1 Vote	Asian Markets Are Flat
1	1 Vote	Was That Fireball a Meteor or a Prank?
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Now Buy and Sell Its Corpse
1	1 Vote	Apprentice Washout Hired by the Gods on the Planet Mercury
1	1 Vote	Teen With Rare Disease Ripped From Family, Sent to Her Two Ferrets. What Happened
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Cancels Another Show Due to Spinal Defect
1	1 Vote	?Uestlove Writes Book About Her Affair With ACTRESS... White House Sex Romps Behind Hillary?s Back?
1	1 Vote	How to Insult a 4-Star General
1	1 Vote	New York This Year Walk
1	1 Vote	Power Your Pacemaker With Your iPhone
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Adorable Animal Rampages
1	1 Vote	Asian Markets Open Your Favorite Shows
1	1 Vote	I Usually Hate Watching Moms and Kids Cry Their Faces Were World-Famous
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the First Time Since Losing Her Leg
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Run 15,000 Volts Through Wood