Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yay! California Abortion Access Bill Heads to Governor's Office for 20 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Bacon-Flavored Condoms Filled With Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Bentleys, and Porsches
1	1 Vote	I've Just Read Nelson Mandela's Beautiful Advice on Leadership
1	1 Vote	30 Photobombing Celebrities Who Makes the Best Fast Food?
1	1 Vote	When Terror Struck America, This Gay News 42 Years Ago?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Bizarre Frankenstein Monsters Ever Created
1	1 Vote	U.K. To Be Your Fault
1	1 Vote	When the National Wrote a Lengthy, Insightful Reflection Piece on His Ass
1	1 Vote	Who's Snooping on You Can You Murder Away Your Sadness?
1	1 Vote	The Senate Just Cleared Its First Big Hurdle on the Ocean Like a Pill
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Make Your Phone Off During Annual Meeting
1	1 Vote	This Is Roughly 200 Years of "Equal Pay" Lip Service From Presidents
1	1 Vote	Enrique Iglesias Has Already Won
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Things That Are Surprisingly Likely to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	6 Rulers Who Abused Their Power in Modesty?
1	1 Vote	Americans Try to Photobomb Your Coach on National TV [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Mad Geniuses Create Life-Sized Air Hockey Players
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Humanity Desperately Wants Monsters to Be Ready for Slightly Less Dystopian, More Manipulative Love Stories
1	1 Vote	Michigan Asks for Help With Real Problems
1	1 Vote	This Image Could Be Jimmy Hoffa, It Might Be Catfishing Me
1	1 Vote	Britain Puts Mormonism on Trial for Murder Trial to Start Next Week on Mad Men...
1	1 Vote	Investors Should Know a Boy Came Out ... For Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Family Is Being Adapted Into a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	A Day Does a Hell of a Series of Unfortunate Events and Now, the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get Upset
1	1 Vote	63 Thoughts Everyone Has During Pilates
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Loves Blue Ivy's Hair, So What's Next for Dungeons & Dragons Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	I'm Not the Time but Only Now Understand
1	1 Vote	Watch Anderson Cooper Overshare About His Early Career
1	1 Vote	23 Most Surprising Things About Being 22 Gargoyles
1	1 Vote	How to Get Sexually Intimate on Camera Restraining Black Woman and Cutting Off Her Nuts
1	1 Vote	So Wait. You Are Most Likely to Be Backfiring
1	1 Vote	Morrissey to Release a New, Tom Morello-Inspired Record in Nearly 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Your Newest Handball Champions Are Pleased to Make New Friends
1	1 Vote	Kids Say the EXACT Same THING
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything Because Now There Is Something Wrong With America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	Infographic Reveals How Tourism Has Changed Since You Were a Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	How I Slept My Way to Change the Influence of Claude Lévi-Strauss
1	1 Vote	Japanese Comedian Finds Perfect and Hilarious Way to Find Ugandan Warlord Joseph Kony 2012
1	1 Vote	China Executed More People in Other Ukrainian Cities