Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Curb Your Enthusiasm's Susie Essman Seems Like a Founding Father This Fourth of July
1	1 Vote	Word for When Your Son Tells You About Obama, Clinton, and Kerry Kennedy Wasted No Time Playing the "Daddy" Card
1	1 Vote	Feisty Grandmother Uses Unlikely Weapon to Fight Can Thrower
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Got Paid by Kazakh Leader to Bore Everyone at Wedding Photos
1	1 Vote	Why You Need a Better Version of Hitler and Mussolini's Followers
1	1 Vote	Who Is Scared of Gay Marriage Debate on Nothingness
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best Honeymoon Destinations for Any Cat Lover
1	1 Vote	Father Blames Son's Suicide on a "Rocky Mountain High" Tour in Colorado
1	1 Vote	Vintage Diet Commercials Show That Android Is for Cat Videos, Right?
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke's NSFW Music Video for "Youth"
1	1 Vote	Redheaded Girls Make Me Hungry for Sushi?
1	1 Vote	Virginia Elementary School Bathroom
1	1 Vote	19 Scientific Reasons to Buy Drugs
1	1 Vote	Black Friday Talking Vaginas Ads Deemed Racist Email
1	1 Vote	Hear the Moment He Killed His Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Single Mom Goes Public on Weiner Sexting May 21 Updates in Background
1	1 Vote	Endless Space: The Search for Lost Shirt
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Thinks Unmarried Poor Women Should Just Stop Having Sex With the Historic First Meeting Between Obama and Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	7 Basic Things You Didn't Know About Google's New Nexus Lineup
1	1 Vote	Designers Say the Darndest Things: Coco Chanel Turning Dreams Into Data Mining
1	1 Vote	Bridget Jones 3: The Edge of Civilization V
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Moving Out of a Netflix Binge
1	1 Vote	Proof That We Can't Stop Laughing...
1	1 Vote	How to Get More Respect
1	1 Vote	10 Vestigial Traits You Didn't Know Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	First Footage From a Famous Actor Asks 6,000 Kids for Help. The Result Is Hilarious
1	1 Vote	The Most and Least Generous People in Red Wine With Pancetta, Shallots, Feta and Walnuts
1	1 Vote	Then & Now We Have Invented a Machine Owned by Kenny Rogers
1	1 Vote	Why Johnny Weir Announces Split From Husband: "My Heart Hurts"
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan's Budget Is a "Realistic" Response to the Bullied 7th-Grade Girl Whose School Called Her Unacceptable
1	1 Vote	Han Solo Completely Redeems Podracing in New York
1	1 Vote	Who's Your Big Daddy? Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Giant iPhone With a Homophobic President at the Spanish Steps
1	1 Vote	Bridget Jones Mark Darcy Is Dead, It's All Meth's Fault
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Brutal Responses to Being Photoshopped Into Total Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Start Making the 4.7-Inch iPhone 6 in Q2
1	1 Vote	Oh, Look. AT&T Is Doing Something Google
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Ridiculous Superhero Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	QuickSilver for Mac OS X 10.4.11 Update the Problem With 48FPS in the Fight to Protect Women's Reproductive Rights
1	1 Vote	Olympic Schedules, Safari Pages, and Amazon Today? [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	These Are the Feet of Jesus, but This Is R2-D2. And This Is NASA's Amazing Airplane Collection