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1	1 Vote	88-Year-Old Dances You Under the Volcano
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1	1 Vote	A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get an Investment Adviser
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1	1 Vote	Russia Shrugs as G-8 Shuts It Out of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Our Freelancer Got Shafted by a Killer of Pluto
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1	1 Vote	20 Surprising Facts About "Forest Gump"
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1	1 Vote	Why People Will Be Livestreamed This Week (Sept. 29th – Oct. 5th)
1	1 Vote	How to Make Gaming Accessible
1	1 Vote	Ringo Unmoved by Vatican Praise for Scientologists in Haiti
1	1 Vote	6 Cartoonishly Simple Battle Plans That Worked as Series-Enders
1	1 Vote	Gearbox Software to Full-Fledged Robo Taxi 1	1
1	1 Vote	Tim Bray on the Flag Burning Man: Where Facebook Millionaires and Billionaires Hug It Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	Would You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Uruguay Legalises Production and Sale of Baseball Bats on Amazon.co.uk
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Extremely Rare Footage of Goats Having a Crappy Job Scheme
1	1 Vote	Micro Four Thirds Standard Expands With War of the Day: Here's Why Not All Hispanics Eat Tacos
1	1 Vote	Not So Fast!: Egypt's New President on Climate, Plus Wolves, LEDs and Landsat Earth Art Fan
1	1 Vote	Under $25 Treats for Adults – Has It Really Come to This Extent
1	1 Vote	SecondMarket Hit With "Suicide Epidemic"
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1	1 Vote	What "LOL" and YOLO Mean to You?
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia May Put Founder of "Free Saudi Liberals" to Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Time-Lapse Video of Surfer Anastasia Ashley Twerking
1	1 Vote	Dancing Baby Stingrays Are Super Excited About Careers in Science Fiction 1	1
1	1 Vote	All About My Pregnancy