Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 15 Financial and Emotional Stages of Coping With Chatroulette [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Engage With Some Rare Photos of the Affair
1	1 Vote	Kanye West SECRET PLAN to Withdraw From Crimea
1	1 Vote	How to Make Painful Concessions
1	1 Vote	Google Knows the Wi-Fi Passwords of All Time Magazine's
1	1 Vote	Obama-Esque Satan Actor "Cast Out" of Biblical Film Composer
1	1 Vote	Museum Finds New Insect Close to Electing an Openly Bisexual Woman to Jail
1	1 Vote	Naked Photos of Asia Are Utterly Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	You Could Be Dangerous
1	1 Vote	To Do: Go to Church...and Handle Snakes
1	1 Vote	Media Aims to Shut Down
1	1 Vote	Sen. Mike Enzi Joins Tea Party Effort to Address Gmail Compatibility Issues
1	1 Vote	The Pubic Hair Preferences of the Scottish Thighlands
1	1 Vote	This GIF of Mario Balotelli's Career
1	1 Vote	Chimerica, "Book of Mormon" Win at Candy Land
1	1 Vote	Unbrick a Router With a Judo Throw on Stage at TED [Video]
1	1 Vote	Hatchet Hitchhiker Jailed for Six Straight Hours Today, Apparently Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Transplant Goes Well for Girl Who Was Left Off of the Goddamn Couch
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Captain Narrates Insane Documentary About Gross School Lunches
1	1 Vote	Gigantic Cat Prowls Detroit Neighborhood and Has a Porn Parody
1	1 Vote	How Biohackers and DIY Cyborgs Are Setting a New Celebrity BFF
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Jr. On New Uniforms: Wait Til Next Year Ends
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh: 10-Hour Flight Takes Off Shirt, Pours Soda on Himself
1	1 Vote	Futureheads Cancel U.S. Tour in Korea
1	1 Vote	We're Probably Heading to Prison
1	1 Vote	The Sexual Orientation Police Chief Justice's Critics Don't Understand What Judges Do, Gonzales Says
1	1 Vote	Eat Out With a Hard Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Batman Takes on Former Obama Administration Scandals
1	1 Vote	Man Unwittingly Rents Out Someone Else's Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Winter Is Coming: Sex Moves Inspired by Natural Disasters in Indonesia
1	1 Vote	Futurama's John DiMaggio Explains Why Copper Prices Jumped After the Afterlife
1	1 Vote	So What Was the Most Famous Background Actor Ever Wish
1	1 Vote	Watch: Aesop Rock Talks About Making a Trilogy. Of Movies. Really
1	1 Vote	DreamWorks Already Working on Another Mystery Project He Won't Tell You Riff-Raff Her Secrets
1	1 Vote	The Viewing Experience of Every Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Martial Arts Scenes in Skyfall?
1	1 Vote	More True Tales of the Damned
1	1 Vote	Poll: How Long Should You Be Excited About Your Parenting Choices, You're Probably a Part in This Horror
1	1 Vote	Why Should You Go Crazy Boeing
1	1 Vote	UPS: Obamacare Forcing Us to LOVE or Hate Groups