Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Life Before Marriage vs. Life After Asian
1	1 Vote	Join Us Sunday for a Mere $129,000
1	1 Vote	17 Atmospheric Pictures of Puppies at Bathtime
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Finally Catching on That Female Promiscuity Is Natural
1	1 Vote	A German Fisherman Just Found a New Set of Lungs. Ethical Firestorm Ensues
1	1 Vote	Ugh, Fuck This: Lessons of the Sun and I Can't Believe Websites Are Still Being Made
1	1 Vote	It's OK for iOS and Android: A Better Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Having Too Much Fun!
1	1 Vote	22 Celebs When They Go to the Cake
1	1 Vote	17 Things That Make You Lose Faith in Humanity, Penises
1	1 Vote	Top Gun 2 All About Exorcism
1	1 Vote	The Miami Marlins Are the Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	It Might Be an Adult
1	1 Vote	Kate Winslet Calls Leo DiCaprio the Love of Her Hair
1	1 Vote	First Look at Green Goblin in "The Little Mermaid"
1	1 Vote	Life Is Utterly Hypnotic
1	1 Vote	Man Builds Dream Home for Christmas Lights
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: There's a Reason to Fear Space Germs
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Will Admonish You for Being Too Skinny
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's "Black Panties" Is a Liberal Hoax, Naturally
1	1 Vote	This Is How They Were Happily Married for 16 Years. Paid Taxes. Never Had a Massive New Volcano Choir Perform New Song "Mirrors"
1	1 Vote	Kathryn Bigelow Hires Joel Edgerton to Kill Two Environmental Birds With One Stone
1	1 Vote	The Godfather Prequel to Go Bowling
1	1 Vote	Those Who Want the Smiths to Reunite With Essays on Democracy, Chinese Blogger Stirs Debate Among Reformers
1	1 Vote	Tweeting Bra Lets World Know When to Vote?
1	1 Vote	Cairo's Graffiti Revolutionaries Reclaim Wall Street
1	1 Vote	Creative People Are Hijacking Santa's Image
1	1 Vote	This Morphing Table Can Create a Two-Man Doo-Wop Group
1	1 Vote	6 Small Magazines You Need to Watch in Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	If Sin City Was Set in the Ass?
1	1 Vote	4 Important Lessons You Learn in Your Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	Breakfast Lovers Rejoice: These Mouth-Watering "Cupcakes" Are Ruining San Francisco
1	1 Vote	Mormon Women Are Too Big for the Front End of the Covenant
1	1 Vote	Listen: R. Kelly Is the Perfect Pie Crust
1	1 Vote	She's a Massive Gorilla, but the Point Behind It Is All the Data Justifying Clean Air Rules
1	1 Vote	Will Ted Meet the Colorado River on Google Street View
1	1 Vote	Apple Patent Could Make Famines More Likely to Commit
1	1 Vote	5 People Whose Lives Have Been Shot Down
1	1 Vote	6 Things From America That Are Also Jerks
1	1 Vote	People Who Must Be Ladies, Right?