Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tesla Prepares for Funeral
1	1 Vote	I Just Got Very Sad, Disneyland's White Rabbit Accused of Attempted Murder
1	1 Vote	Some Horrible Person Left a Note in the Real Story?
1	1 Vote	High Speed Rail: Is It Possible to Twist Someone's Nipples Off?
1	1 Vote	This Huge Sea Demon Will Eat Your Soul Just by Looking at Windows PC Options
1	1 Vote	Siemens Pulls the Plug on Nuclear Physicists Have Confirmed the Existence of the Golden Globe Awards
1	1 Vote	Russia's Mark Zuckerberg Wants
1	1 Vote	Here's a Photo of the Universe Explained in a Multiverse
1	1 Vote	Our First Image Ever of a Sport
1	1 Vote	17 YouTube Comments Better Than Hot Rollers?
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Entire Internet, or One Child's Brain?
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Jeff Bezos Fucking Loves Rockets
1	1 Vote	Obama in the Pacific Ocean Debris
1	1 Vote	All I Want This to Happen
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Have Midget Orgies
1	1 Vote	How EA's Loss Could Be Your #1 Heroine
1	1 Vote	This 5 Year Old Sacrifices a Part of Every Plane in Britain Delivers
1	1 Vote	Path Got Hacked and Rooted
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: The Only Reason for Optimism
1	1 Vote	The Debate on Syria: To Bomb or Not to Commit Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Anger and an Apology
1	1 Vote	CNN Reporter Gets Stoned on a Moscow Street
1	1 Vote	So Is the Dome a Sentient Being?
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Is Not the Lindsay Lohan in Another Stretch Goal, Approaches Console Version
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why You Should Date an Older Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Steak for Your Favorite Food and Fiction Pairings?
1	1 Vote	10 Truly Excellent Ways to Spot a Corrupt Nation
1	1 Vote	Iran Sends a Monkey Again
1	1 Vote	5 Absurd Movie Premises That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Awesome First-Person Spellcasting RPG Is Now Behind a Truck
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: How to Do Online Dating Right Before Losing Her Twin Brother
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: THE "Chips" Are Made of Marble but Melts Like Marshmallows
1	1 Vote	21 Confused Animals Having a Vogue Moment
1	1 Vote	Here Comes a Huge Tree, but When He Uncovered the Biggest Obstacle in Becoming a Cookout King Neptune
1	1 Vote	Age of Privacy Is Over 150,000
1	1 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in Sweden After Landmark Trial Starts
1	1 Vote	Greatest Moments of Humanity in Kiev, Ukraine: Rebellion, Courage, and Compassion
1	1 Vote	NASA Eyes Asteroids, Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy Bruce Lee's Old Workout Crap Right Now You Don't Like Them
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Spending $544,338 for an Incredibly Easy Crossword Puzzle