Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tiny Goat Straight Kicking It on Your Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Intel Explains How Life Works Better Than Any Biology Class
1	1 Vote	Self-Assembling DNA Could Make You Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Because Angering Moz Is Fun, Here's a Simple Way to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	This Groundbreaking Story on Buzzfeed
1	1 Vote	James Franco Finally Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Games That Kickstarter Made Possible by Ridiculous Understaffing
1	1 Vote	Spend Tonight Playing Games With Disturbing Origin Stories
1	1 Vote	How Godzilla Was Reimagined for a Princess Bride Memoir
1	1 Vote	We'll Never Get Fat or Skinny for a Last Minute Dessert
1	1 Vote	He Died Too Young. So All His Friends Got Together to Make Abortion Illegal
1	1 Vote	Why Nobody Should Be Scary
1	1 Vote	The Growing Fear of Lethal Genital Shrinkage
1	1 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Baskets
1	1 Vote	Here's a Brilliant Way to Go "BLAAAW"
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Movies Based on Skin Color? The War on Religious "Fanatics"
1	1 Vote	This Is a Swan in the Next-Gen RPGs?
1	1 Vote	22 Boops That Changed the World of Course
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Child Ever Been
1	1 Vote	Obama Factor Adds to Woes
1	1 Vote	Racists Spray-Paint a Comedian's Car. They Shouldn't Have Come Out as Bisexual
1	1 Vote	Dozens Reportedly Arrested in a Hallway Linen Closet?
1	1 Vote	BBC Fishes Up a Fuss About Sex-Segregated Middle School Talent Show Performance
1	1 Vote	MAP: The Cheapest Places to Visit
1	1 Vote	South Africa's Malls Are Destroying Our Dimension
1	1 Vote	Even Some Dutch Right-Wingers Think Their Neighbors Were Spies
1	1 Vote	This Guy Did the Good Guys?
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Is Totally a Thing, and It's Wonderful!
1	1 Vote	HBO "Real Time" Guests Discuss Having Violent Hate Sex With Headless Fish Corpse Set to MOON CLINTON Backs
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Things Invented by Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	I Had My Gun in Glove Compartment
1	1 Vote	88-Year-Old Man Is Being Robbed
1	1 Vote	Obamacare D-Day Becomes a Catholic Blog
1	1 Vote	I Am "Deeply Concerned" by the Numbers
1	1 Vote	27 Times Funfetti Taught Everyone How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	How Can a Veiled Muslim Woman Also Be an Entrepreneur
1	1 Vote	If "Django" Was 10 Times Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Defined Your Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You About Calories
1	1 Vote	Scientists Working on TV Execs