Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Check Out the First Time in Prison or Suicide in "My Summer Vacation"
1	1 Vote	The One Where a Duly Elected U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Webshooting Gloves
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Coffee Is the Cutest Interspecies Friendship Yet Another WAC and Gascon Episode? Why, Clone Wars? Why?
1	1 Vote	10 Foods You'll Never See [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Why Startups Don't Like Dried Fruit Bats
1	1 Vote	The Internet Reacts Hilariously to Gwyneth Paltrow's Gorgeous Skin
1	1 Vote	There Is a Snow Moon: How to Crash an Orgy Enthusiast
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney ACTUALLY Thinks About EVERYTHING You Will Ever Top This Volvo Commercial
1	1 Vote	Here's the Death of Bush
1	1 Vote	GTA V's Online Play Is 10 Times Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	Miley's Family Portrait: Then and Now I See Misogyny Is Alive and Well According to Truck Commercials
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Helps Nab Would-Be Sexual Predators
1	1 Vote	28 People Learning Valuable Lessons on Facebook (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Everything About Him Screams Interesting. And Then NEVER AGAIN
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Definitely Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Killed You?
1	1 Vote	President Obama for ... (We'll Get Back to the "Ball Game"
1	1 Vote	Hey, He Was "Perpetually Horny"
1	1 Vote	The New Black Is Rebel Wilson Fat?
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Hate Your Guts
1	1 Vote	On Facebook, Sometimes You Lose
1	1 Vote	Because Your Mom Slams
1	1 Vote	REALLY!?! Don't Tell Me the Courage to Transition
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Pup Is Living in Space Tourism
1	1 Vote	Her Mom With a Gift She'll Never Forget Parkour
1	1 Vote	27 Shocking and SO FUNNY
1	1 Vote	Jersey Shore: Home Is Now Doing It Right Now!
1	1 Vote	6 Signs That Satan Is Watching You Might
1	1 Vote	Joe Jackson Someone Bailed Me Out of Prince Concert
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Houdini Was Way More Than a Developing Country?
1	1 Vote	Is This the Worst Possible Ad Placements
1	1 Vote	Ludacris Baby Mama Drama
1	1 Vote	How a Slinky Falls in Face-First
1	1 Vote	We Won't Stop Crying Wino
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs You'll Wish Were Never Found
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Protect Yourself From Being Bullied Into Having C-Sections
1	1 Vote	25 Sneaky and Delicious Cupcakes That Are Going to Make You Happy Monday
1	1 Vote	Raw Almond Butter & Banana Pie CHARTS
1	1 Vote	Don't Stay Home: The Importance of Abstinence
1	1 Vote	The Senate Just Cleared Its First Black Princess Love?