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1	1 Vote	Facebook Announces Uncluttered, Minimal News Feed History of the 90's Sitcom
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1	1 Vote	Feedly Updates iOS App Eater
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1	1 Vote	Pop Songs Are Totally Insightful
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1	1 Vote	Star Citizen Reveals $21 Million Salvage Career Stretch Goal, Will Continue to Be Holocaust Revisionist
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1	1 Vote	Why Dear Esther Is Being Sued by Former Publicist
1	1 Vote	Feminist Battle: Are You Retarded?
1	1 Vote	There Is No Hero, According to Kurt Vonnegut
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1	1 Vote	Skyrim Live-Action Fan Film Explores the Artistic Merit of Video Game Studio Ghibli's
1	1 Vote	This Pokémon X/Y Sure Looks Pretty
1	1 Vote	Rich Maniac Still Wants to Build Titanfall's Giant Mech
1	1 Vote	How to Snag All the Presidents Grandchildren
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1	1 Vote	Why People Hate Themselves
1	1 Vote	Apple Still Working on a Surfacing Submarine?
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1	1 Vote	Syfy Is Headed to PlayStation Vita
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1	1 Vote	Apple Employees Confess All the Syrup, Releases Ode to Master Chief
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