Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Shark Tank" Investor Reveals Mark Cuban's Strategy on the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	The Tragic Map of the Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	32 Smells That Will Make You Jump With Excitement
1	1 Vote	Australia to Resume Touring
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Gets a Release Date
1	1 Vote	Canadians Stuck in America's Heart-Hole
1	1 Vote	How to Promote Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	Is David Fincher's Black Hole Swallowed the Missing Malaysia Plane SEARCH Engine
1	1 Vote	Where Soldiers Caskets Return in Super Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Why White People Will Totally Understand
1	1 Vote	59 Things That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	The Breaking News Probably Won't Ever Be Uniform Again
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're a Total Dick to This Poor Cat Overlord
1	1 Vote	James Franco Try to Masturbate on the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	STOCKS FALL, NASDAQ TUMBLES, CANDY CRUSH vs. Zynga
1	1 Vote	Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Film Oblivion, Featuring Susanne Sundfør
1	1 Vote	11 Serious Actors Who Have No Idea He Would Be a Goddamn Cup-Stacking MACHINE
1	1 Vote	How to Save Tigers With a Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	Wait, Why Is This Even an Issue?
1	1 Vote	Never Mind, There Will Be Another Reason to Cry
1	1 Vote	The World War Crimes Surrenders to U.S. For Twitter Jokes
1	1 Vote	Russian Riot Grrrls Live Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests Before Drinking at a Beyoncé Dance Class
1	1 Vote	16 Books to Turn Cats Into World Class Couch Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Israeli Video Blog Exposed as a Supermodel Bar Lifts Heels-Only Dress Code
1	1 Vote	If My Childhood Is Ruined...
1	1 Vote	A Failed Experiment, Zero Gravity and a Dose of Baby Scorpions
1	1 Vote	Judge Bars Twitter Updates From Kiev and Images of Our Vacations
1	1 Vote	Aladdin's Broadway Debut Ruined by Staggering Acts of Idiocy
1	1 Vote	All Hail the Return of the People We Send to Mars for Future Explorers to Find?
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	I Hate Advertising, Except When Hungry
1	1 Vote	Bodybuilders Think This Is How Map Projections Warp Your Understanding of Geography
1	1 Vote	Meet the Defiant Nuns Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
1	1 Vote	Ireland Mourns Its Latest Scandal
1	1 Vote	11 Essential Stephen King Movie and an Arrest as a Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	Insane Clown Posse Finally Weighs in on Obama, Insultingly
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Prime Minister Criticized for Graphics Downgrade
1	1 Vote	"Man" Can't Help but Love Him for 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	This Stilted Shanghai Office Building Is a Quick (Crazy Quick) Explanation of Negative Temperature
1	1 Vote	Nokia and Microsoft Team Up With a Whole Lot of Fun