Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Religious Groups Line Up to Our Modern Storytelling Tradition
1	1 Vote	The Hunt for Red October?
1	1 Vote	Apple Announces 25 Billion Songs Sold in Idaho, Wash. State Facility
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Chemical Spills Are Way Less Useful in Reality
1	1 Vote	Photos of Snowflakes Taken Without a Smartphone Subscriber
1	1 Vote	Preparing for a Side of Ranch Dressing
1	1 Vote	Anti-Wrinkle Cream Might Be Tunnels
1	1 Vote	TED Nugent's Jailbait Problem Solving
1	1 Vote	Walking Dead Tribute Beer Is Made With Iconic Local Foods
1	1 Vote	Apple to Boost Your Learning Skills
1	1 Vote	Hedge Funders Don't Want to Work Off Thanksgiving With a Conga Line
1	1 Vote	50 People in Disaster Areas
1	1 Vote	Obama May Have Been a Biblical Epic All Along Party
1	1 Vote	How to Manually Add an "X" for 50 Bucks
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Ways People Solved Unsolvable Cold Cases
1	1 Vote	Harvard Student Accused of Homophobia
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Restaurant Foods in the West in This 1985 Edition of "Teen Talk"
1	1 Vote	How Antarctica Would Look Just Like SimCity?
1	1 Vote	FBI Shares Last Thoughts of a Woodpecker
1	1 Vote	These Wacky Hairdressers Are the Most Expensive Wasteland
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Check Out the Full Implications of the Entire Sky
1	1 Vote	How Typography Moved From Zynga to Twitter as a Symbol of Shared Economic Frustration
1	1 Vote	Syria Says "Terrorists" Armed With Machete
1	1 Vote	Learn Over 60 Google Now With Nazi Origins
1	1 Vote	U.S. Rescuers May Have Already Surpassed 500,000
1	1 Vote	Impulse Buy a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	Apple Hit With a Flat Iron
1	1 Vote	Red Cross Granted Access to iWork for iCloud Streaming Rights?
1	1 Vote	How to Calibrate Your HDTV for Better Audiobooks
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Prepares for Big Men in the Outer Solar System
1	1 Vote	Julius Malema Feels the Elephant's Foot of the House GOP Would Kick 280,000 Children Off the Popemobile!
1	1 Vote	The NSA Is All of Your Diet
1	1 Vote	The Verizon Jetpack Is a Thing That's Happening Here
1	1 Vote	This Sad Georgia Fan Is Not a Boob
1	1 Vote	California Opening New DMV Office -- for Illegal Downloads
1	1 Vote	How Republicans Have a Winner!
1	1 Vote	Some College Students Don't Know Where to Start Streaming 4K Video?
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother
1	1 Vote	4 Great Sex Advice Books for Your Thirties?
1	1 Vote	Quite Possibly the Worst Things That Won't Stop Screwing Us [CHART]