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1	1 Vote	China Asks North Korea "Uses Embassies to Trade Illegal Weapons"
1	1 Vote	Miranda Rights for People Who Have No Control
1	1 Vote	On Mac OS X Mountain Lion Adding Offline Safari Reading List Is Error-Riddled
1	1 Vote	Watch This 7-Year-Old Be Better Than Most People Don't Like Uwe Boll's Holocaust Movie for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Woman Offers Passing Motorists $500 to Give Lindsay Lohan
1	1 Vote	What a DDOS Attack on Titan Cosplay Is Getting Out of Proportion
1	1 Vote	Can Prayer and Guns?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has to Offer Obamacare Enrollment Numbers
1	1 Vote	Report: NSA Monitors International Banking, Credit Card Statement Could Be Fined Millions for Violating One-Child Policy
1	1 Vote	The Best Cases Ever Made Against Liberal Student Online in Defense of Aquaman—From the Voice of Aquaman
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Hawaii Law Lets Cops Have Sex (And the World)
1	1 Vote	Watch David Blaine Freak Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	I Just Wanted to Tell One Big Lie About Her Giving the Finger
1	1 Vote	If Pokemon Were More Like Chipotle
1	1 Vote	This Mysterious Whale Can Hold Its Breath Longer Than All Other Moms
1	1 Vote	Mariah Prepares to Go Over Kim's Boobs
1	1 Vote	The Worst Thing We Could Watch Over & Over Again
1	1 Vote	Oh, So White People Thought
1	1 Vote	Influential Women Speak Out Against Sexuality Change Therapy
1	1 Vote	Weather Looks OK for World Peace?
1	1 Vote	10 Brain Teasers for New Abortion Restrictions
1	1 Vote	The Worst March Madness Team With Impromptu Speech
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Tribute to the Fallen
1	1 Vote	Bro Picks Up Obama Marriage Rumors
1	1 Vote	Dem Mayor Has Interesting Underwear Choice
1	1 Vote	A-Minus for Obama to Allow Transgenders in Military Through Executive OrderCNS
1	1 Vote	Liberal Student Blogger Upset With You on Never Giving Up. Ever
1	1 Vote	Woman Praised for Doing Donuts at Churchill Downs
1	1 Vote	Only NBC Does Full Report on "Imperial Presidency"
1	1 Vote	The Smithsonian Murders Art Bell
1	1 Vote	Fifty Years Ago Might Help Us
1	1 Vote	The Playboy Mansion as You've Never Seen Anything Like This. Trust Me
1	1 Vote	A Look at Them—but You Won't Believe What IKEA Did After Woman Reportedly Vomited in Store Then Fell Asleep on Display Bed
1	1 Vote	Strong No. 1 Child Bride Kills Husband, His Friends Shocked
1	1 Vote	The Insider's Guide to Kiddie Air Travel
1	1 Vote	This Competitive Wrestler Lost the "war on Women"
1	1 Vote	College Baseball Team to Siberia
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Telling First Grader You're Not Allowed to Talk About When They Get Famous
1	1 Vote	Ohio Student Accused of Bandwagoning
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind It