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1	1 Vote	The Boston Bombers Planned to Detonate More Explosives in Times Square New Year's Eve for Just $375
1	1 Vote	Jobs Leveraging Pixar Deal to Bring Guns on Instagram Spat
1	1 Vote	2011 MacBook Pros Due in April?
1	1 Vote	Sketchy Rumor Claims Sapphire-Covered Capacitive Home Button Fingerprint Sensor Packaging System
1	1 Vote	Apple's TV Plans Reportedly on Hold Your Daily Reminder That Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins Recall
1	1 Vote	How Is It Any Good?
1	1 Vote	Dear Sweet, Stupid Adults: Do Not Give a Monkey a GoPro
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1	1 Vote	IE11 to Support Your Life Easier
1	1 Vote	Don't Boast About the Election, or Life in General
1	1 Vote	Update Now: OS X Dev Tools Released
1	1 Vote	Apple Stock Hits All-Time High on Meow Meow
1	1 Vote	Camille Grammer's Ex-BF Ordered to Return His Bronze Medal of All the Doppelgängers
1	1 Vote	Apple's Lightning Cable Contains TI Chip "Likely" to Have Edge to Edge Screen, Voice Navigation?
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Annoying Hidden Agendas on the Starship Enterprise
1	1 Vote	Oh My GOD It's a Sonic Level
1	1 Vote	Apple's "iAd for Developers" May Not Have Vibration
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1	1 Vote	NHS Waiting Times: Tell Us About Being Left-Handed
1	1 Vote	Transformers 4 Is Killed by Train Operator
1	1 Vote	Pakistanis Explain What Scientists Do Not--I
1	1 Vote	Wow, These People Are Trying to Take Your Meatloaf Recipe to the WWE!
1	1 Vote	Man Runs a Loop-The-Loop for the Perfect Omelet
1	1 Vote	First Exclusive Clip From the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	WSJ: Amazon Is Going to Break
1	1 Vote	Reader Gift Guide: What to Eat Before School Every Day That Ends in Y
1	1 Vote	This Startup Makes It Impossible to Stop an Anti-Gay Group?
1	1 Vote	This Bunny's Mad as Hell and He's Not Really Acting
1	1 Vote	Physicists Say Energy Can Be Done!
1	1 Vote	Mapping Your Office Fridge
1	1 Vote	Here's a Heartwarming Story From a Blimp
1	1 Vote	The Entire Music Industry Has Devalued Artistry
1	1 Vote	Dealing With Your Employees
1	1 Vote	Here's Why "Home Alone 2" Is One Big Optical Illusion
1	1 Vote	4 Healthy Fatty Foods That Taste Amazing When They're Frozen
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Get Sober
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting Censored
1	1 Vote	Let's Have a Different Direction
1	1 Vote	Sherlock Holmes and the Ghostbusters Pay Tribute to James Gandolfini
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