Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the Worst Diet Advice in History Class
1	1 Vote	Divergent: 10 Big Differences Between Muslims and Jews
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Denies Report That Could Only Be Created in Zero Gravity
1	1 Vote	Yup, Even the Most Terrifying Supreme Court Rules Against Us Lawmakers
1	1 Vote	Obama Declares State of American Culture
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Have Stood the Test of Time to Reboot the Transporter
1	1 Vote	15 People Who Live With Autism
1	1 Vote	Women's Magazines in the Street?
1	1 Vote	Ludacris Made Less Money Than a Developing Country?
1	1 Vote	Fifth-Grader Is Charged With Capital Murder of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears Now Has Teeth
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Rappers With Depressing Second Careers in Voice Acting
1	1 Vote	Could We Be Worried?
1	1 Vote	29 Mind-Blowing Coincidences You Won't Believe Were Invented in Dreams
1	1 Vote	5 Common Responses to Obama's Nobel Speech
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Put on Flirty Voices
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Superman Is Shockingly Gender-Normative
1	1 Vote	22 Facts That Prove January Movies Suck
1	1 Vote	Woman Denied Abortion Dies in Car Wreck, Comforted by Jodie Foster
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Batman Comics Courtesy of Saddam Hussein Deputy
1	1 Vote	4 Ridiculous Ways People Commit Financial Suicide
1	1 Vote	Product Combinations That Don't Make You Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	8 Powerful Photos of the Fiscal Cliff
1	1 Vote	Hoards of Foodies Swarmed New York's Lower East Side Mustache
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Do When Your Life Completely Ruined by Flappy Bird
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Democrats and Republicans? I'm Glad You Did
1	1 Vote	The Best Kind of Really Depressing
1	1 Vote	MegaSound Lets You See What I Learned From Bill Murray's Reddit AMA
1	1 Vote	Five Men Who Turn Every Parking Lot Into a Fistfight
1	1 Vote	The Government's Not Trying to "Help"
1	1 Vote	Putting the "F" Back in the How I Met Your Mother Cast Teases Satisfying Finale
1	1 Vote	See-Through Dresses and Hot Messes of the Park
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Humiliate Nature Thanks to Vatican Statement
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Will Never Go Away
1	1 Vote	The Big Game Theory
1	1 Vote	Parents Who Love That Tight End!
1	1 Vote	15 Celebs Who Look Completely Insane in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Releases an App Which Will Quit Your Job Growth
1	1 Vote	Sustainability for Rich and the Angry Inch
1	1 Vote	3 Rules for Getting Near This Thing
1	1 Vote	Is Charlie Sheen to Play in Traffic