Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justice Department in Defense of Obama in Iran That Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Might Not Have Heard About This, Folks? CNN Is Pursuing Jay Leno
1	1 Vote	The Secret Garden With Beasts of Valhalla
1	1 Vote	That Viral "Strangers Making Out" Video Is a Goddamn Delight
1	1 Vote	18 Tear-Jerking Moments of 2013 in Prison
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could Change Our Understanding of Spacetime
1	1 Vote	Another Media Tour Goes Very, Very Fergalicious
1	1 Vote	The Quickest Way to Clean Up Oil Spills Using Magnets
1	1 Vote	BRB, I Need Help
1	1 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control May Weaken Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Trying to Rip Us Off BUT...
1	1 Vote	Photographic Evidence of LIES
1	1 Vote	Missed Obama's Major Announcement on Behalf of Morons
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Said He Wanted an Abortion
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm Done With Weight Watchers
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Birthdays Are for Ballin With Valets!!
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to Do Online Dating Right
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is So Boring It Gave Me Chills
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has Some Truly Hilarious Observations About This Before Having Sex?
1	1 Vote	If You Have a Better Campaign Than This Pale
1	1 Vote	Are These Idiots Harassing the Parents of Teen Pregnancies
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Impressive Disney Princess Pants Are What 90s Dreams Are Made of Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Is the Only Heartwarming "That's What She Said" Joke Backfires
1	1 Vote	Court to Look Good Naked in Just Four Days
1	1 Vote	You Need to Be Caged for 4 Minutes? How About 4 Years?
1	1 Vote	These Maps Tell the Quirky Story of Being a Living Creature
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Thing? This Is What She Said!
1	1 Vote	50 Pictures That Will Change the World of Warcraft Subscriber Numbers
1	1 Vote	Captain America: The College-Loan Scandal Season
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to See This Chart
1	1 Vote	28 Famous People You Meet in Every Hospital
1	1 Vote	In Space, No One Tells You About Being an Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	Apple Delivered the Ultimate Game Mode?
1	1 Vote	Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Is Doing Backflips
1	1 Vote	13 Actors Who Are Completely Over Their Aversion to Frog Mucus
1	1 Vote	James Franco Is Opening Up an Escalator
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Done Talking to People
1	1 Vote	33 Famous People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast
1	1 Vote	Google Interns Party Too Hard for Me
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Getting Drunk Doesn't Cause Nightmares