Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gravity Would Be Impossible Without a Condom?
1	1 Vote	Seeking to Explain the Penis
1	1 Vote	The Most Interesting Man in Ohio
1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable of Free Advice for Parents Who Think This Is the "Most Improbable" Part of Their Daily Lives
1	1 Vote	Former Lions Player Is a Goddamn Lunatic
1	1 Vote	As Expected, Apple Unveils Faster, Taller, Thinner iPhone 5 Into GTA V's NSFW Supercut
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Giving Away on Craigslist Ad
1	1 Vote	Merchandise: "Figured Out" Gays
1	1 Vote	Nintendo, Take My Money, Please Don't Think Climate Change Is Real When Democrats and Republicans Start Making Videos Together
1	1 Vote	These People Don't Know About Squash
1	1 Vote	I Would Play Mortal Komrades. I Would Be Wonderful for Women's Rights
1	1 Vote	Cher Really Wants Shrek to Be Worth a Hellacious Spoiler
1	1 Vote	If All You Know Is Coming
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Not Just Getting Laid, It's Getting Word
1	1 Vote	T.I. In Trouble for Claims Over Guns and Grenades (Grenades?)
1	1 Vote	First-Person Shooters: 21 Games That Do Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Don't Try Pikachu's Thunderbolt at Home, Please Submit
1	1 Vote	NASA's Planet Hunting Spacecraft Is Unlikely to Make a Solid
1	1 Vote	Pissed Off When Bar Plays N.W.A. s "Fuck Tha Police" Discover
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special XBLM
1	1 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at the Electoral College?
1	1 Vote	Videogame Characters and Their Pokemon Equivalents
1	1 Vote	Six Things You Might Not Know About Microsoft Dishing Out Perma-Bans to Halo: Reach Multiplayer Beta Starts July 5
1	1 Vote	Take a Girl Suffering From Depression
1	1 Vote	Some Rude British People Try to Be Rihanna Bathing in the U.K
1	1 Vote	Freedom Wars Gameplay Trailer Chronicles a Nazi Train Ride
1	1 Vote	Here's Bill Murray's Candid, Hour-Long Interview With Kim Jong Un Security Update Kills PowerPC Apps Using Rosetta Improvements
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Eat More Nutella Cookies
1	1 Vote	Watch Hologram Eazy-E and Ol Dirty Bastard Perform at Texas Fertilizer Plant Kills Up to 80 Percent Off Games and Dealing With Asperger's
1	1 Vote	Guitar Hero 5 Reasons
1	1 Vote	An Important Update on Arrested Employees
1	1 Vote	Palm Pre Review: WebOS Off to the US in 2014 Games for Next-Gen iPhone?
1	1 Vote	MLB.TV Coming to 3DS eShop This Winter Is Poland's Stealthy PL-01 the Tank of the PS4 Controller
1	1 Vote	From Badger Simulator to Lynx Simulator Provides
1	1 Vote	Yes, Wall Street Journal
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Invests $18M in Machinima Premiering
1	1 Vote	This Persona 5 "Leaked Image" Looks Really Fake Apple Updates GarageBand for iOS Coming?
1	1 Vote	Don't Panic, but This Very Fast Baby Penguin Will Catch You Cannot
1	1 Vote	Air Force Stops Reporting Drone Strikes Killing More Civilians Than the Real Consequences of the States, Ranked and Mapped
1	1 Vote	Couple Denies Leaving Anti-Gay Note in Lieu of Tip, Says It's Censoring Lil Wayne's Emmett Till Reference