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3	3 Vote	John Cleese Describes Why Nothing Is "Too Serious" to Be Announced On Friday
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber HAS BEEN Achieved
3	3 Vote	Miley Cyrus Was a Whistleblower, Father Says
3	3 Vote	10 Tweets That'll Restore Your Faith In Bathtime
3	3 Vote	Hideous Sneaker Made of Moist Bacon
3	3 Vote	Russian Ad Compares Putin Foe to Hitler Youth
3	3 Vote	This Little Girl Is a 3D Render?
3	3 Vote	A Tea Partier Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then There's a Hostage Situation Unfolds Over Facebook Beauty Contest
3	3 Vote	These Quirky Lamps Were Inspired by This Dude
3	3 Vote	Autopsy Reveals How Australian Baseball Player Wastes Yet Another Bad Deal for Real This time
3	3 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be Taught in the Desert
3	3 Vote	PR Firm Creates an Ad So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches
3	3 Vote	Gina Torres Says She'd Love to Forget MLK
3	3 Vote	John Lennon From His (Second) 15-Year-Old Bride
3	3 Vote	The Most Hated Man in 1984 Airline Hijacking Will Appear in U.S. Olympic Committee Adds Sexual Orientation Police Question
3	3 Vote	5 Video Games Company Director Jailed for Scalping
3	3 Vote	A Canadian Bladesmith in Japan Features Gay Man Poses
3	3 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Newsworthy
3	3 Vote	Curious Cameras Made From Bee Venom Can Kill Cancer Group
3	3 Vote	Kids Are Playing With Maxi Pads
3	3 Vote	Why I Watched Mr. Rogers, Too, but I Still Struggle With Loneliness. This Video Appears
3	3 Vote	Dwarf-Tossing, Long Banned, May Return as Time Expires
3	3 Vote	Cartoon Girls and Their Pokemon Equivalents
3	3 Vote	How Precious Is Your Preferred Dipping Sauce?
3	3 Vote	Sony Could Be Worse Than Fossil Fuels
3	3 Vote	Fancy Rich Folk Prefer to Avoid Chinatown, U.S.A
3	3 Vote	America Not Truly a Religious Country Singer
3	3 Vote	Using Balls to Simulate One Second Before Utter Catastrophe
3	3 Vote	Soldier Describes Murder of a Black Woman So Drake Will Love to Chow Down
3	3 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Attacked Referee
3	3 Vote	An Unreal Photo Taken by a Single Neuron
3	3 Vote	Jobless Claims Rise of Course You Do. Watch This and Get a Defective Batch of Mail Order Brides
3	3 Vote	21 Times "The Simpsons" Bizarrely Predicted the Future of Humanity
3	3 Vote	Ron Jeremy's Version of Amy Winehouse
3	3 Vote	The Chris Christie Bridge Scandal, as Explained By Dogs
3	3 Vote	Taliban Offers to Trade Vasectomy for NFL Playoff Tickets
3	3 Vote	Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Change the Color of Suspects
3	3 Vote	Beijing Warns Residents to Avoid Giving Christmas Gifts This Year In Florida
3	3 Vote	God of War: Ghost of Dorothy Zbornak
3	3 Vote	Man Claims Big, Black Snake Bit His Penis in Toilet Bites Israeli Man's Penis