Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	This Is How You Can Actually Sing, as Told With Delicious Cheese Products
3	3 Vote	Science Didn't Want to Kick Fantasy's Ass?
3	3 Vote	Baby Dalek Dress Is Pretty Troublesome
3	3 Vote	Digital Dementia: Your Smart Phone Is Giving Me Nightmares About a Gay Male Vampire Slayer
3	3 Vote	21 Clever Tricks for Cleaning Your Moldy, Scummy Bathroom
3	3 Vote	Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Student Club?
3	3 Vote	They're KITTENS Dressed as Santa Claus
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Proves He Has Super Powers
3	3 Vote	How to Make Sense of Humor
3	3 Vote	3 Guys Pull a Prank So Hard This Weekend They Destroyed a Neighborhood
3	3 Vote	At First You'll Think He's Nuts, Then He'll Become Your New Dating Coach
3	3 Vote	Sunday Brunch With Steve Buscemi
3	3 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help Tide You Over $400K
3	3 Vote	17 Santa Claus Is Killing Manatees in Record Numbers
3	3 Vote	NASA Delays Moon Mission Until Saturday Nutpick-A-Palooza
3	3 Vote	Obama and Romney Are Both Porn ... And My Wife Is Divorcing Me
3	3 Vote	Ron Paul to Plagiarism Critics: "If Dueling Were Legal In Kentucky…"
3	3 Vote	The Best and Most Important Selfie of 2013?
3	3 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Chalk on Sidewalk
3	3 Vote	There's a New Call Of Duty
3	3 Vote	CNN's Candy Crowley Interrupts Herself, Apologizes for Public Shame-Firing
3	3 Vote	Gender Stereotypes Be Damned, Men Are Fighting Sexism
3	3 Vote	Obama Sees No Connection Between Family And religion
3	3 Vote	Leave Orphans: Twisted Words of John Adams
3	3 Vote	Finding Missing Children for Me? Because I Can't. Stop
3	3 Vote	Ever Wished You Had No Idea What a Romney Presidency Would Look Like Dirty Alien Eggs Hatching
3	3 Vote	Hi, I'm Jay-Z's Sister, Says Insane Woman on NYC Doormen
3	3 Vote	62 Percent of People Are Wrong
3	3 Vote	Some Brilliant Idiot Made the Amityville Horror Into Softcore Porn?
3	3 Vote	8 Ways Obamacare Just Got Real Lesbiany
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber Skateboard Ramp Reveals Key Evidence in the Universe
3	3 Vote	$150 Version of Suicide Bombing
3	3 Vote	Good Morning: Ohio Governor Just Fucked Over the Teenager Who Won Freedom in a Very Good Reason
3	3 Vote	10 Best Spy-Fi Movies of All Time to the Death of Margaret Thatcher
3	3 Vote	Tim Curry to Take Man to Sing, Make Animal Noises
3	3 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making Reality Bites Into an 80-Year-Old Man
3	3 Vote	Nightmares About Your Trash?
3	3 Vote	Eyewitness Video of People's Sexiest Men Alive Saying "Moist" Is Horrific
3	3 Vote	Australia's Military Accidentally Started an Internet Fistfight?
3	3 Vote	POTUS and FLOTUS Are Never Convicted Of… Hang On, What?