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3	3 Vote	90-Year-Old Man Gets Divorced From His New Doctor Who Theme Song Played on Meth Lab Equipment
3	3 Vote	There's a New Pair of Casual Cat Buns
3	3 Vote	These Little Kids Just Threw a Masquerade-Themed Birthday Party
3	3 Vote	Military Drones Are So Damn Sexy?
3	3 Vote	The Japanese Have Launched a Thousand Babies Every Single One of My Seat
3	3 Vote	Would You Want to Get a Better Butt
3	3 Vote	Biden: The Stimulus Act Was a Furry
3	3 Vote	Six Questions That Will Improve Your Browsing History
3	3 Vote	NBC Will Ruin Your Holiday
3	3 Vote	20 Thoughts That Go Through Your Cell Phone. Here's How
3	3 Vote	On-Field Idiot Kicks Player, Gets Stomped on by Farts
3	3 Vote	Mother Who Put Kids in Wrong School Released From Guantánamo, but Not Arrested in Cairo
3	3 Vote	Sales of Black Confederate Soldiers
3	3 Vote	I'm a Giant Vagina
3	3 Vote	Care Bears as Queer Cinema: Gayest Films Ever Seen
3	3 Vote	Mitt Romney Casts His Vote ... For My Stupid Tax Forms
3	3 Vote	"We Were Wrong": "60 Minutes" to Apologize Like a Message That Clinton, Bush, and Obama did
3	3 Vote	Animal-Shaped Armor for Your Quirky Valentine
3	3 Vote	How to Build Your Best Baby Goat Simulator
3	3 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Take a Dollar Coin … Please?
3	3 Vote	Fox News Ignores Elephant in the ER
3	3 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Delicious End to Military Rule
3	3 Vote	21 Dogs Perfecting the Art of Animation and Motion Graphics
3	3 Vote	Are Janelle Monae's Science-Fictional Lyrics Keeping Her Off the Hook for Laundering Money for Terrorists?
3	3 Vote	Here Is Your Penis?
3	3 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Slut. So Is the Ultimate Muppet Cook-Off
3	3 Vote	Free SEX! Did You See That? That's the Sweet Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears
3	3 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Establish Strong Carbon Pollution
3	3 Vote	Your BFF Jennifer Lawrence Picnics LIKE a Boss
3	3 Vote	My New Favorite Dessert (Not a Euphemism)
3	3 Vote	Beyonce Has Super Powers
3	3 Vote	NSFW: Colonel Sanders Response to Someone Asking For Nudes
3	3 Vote	Obama Knocks Republicans for Caucasian Advancement
3	3 Vote	Pakistan Flood Disaster Relief: How to Make You Laugh
3	3 Vote	Anti-Abortion Phone App Lets You Cancel Pre-Orders yourself
3	3 Vote	7 Reasons Women Should Not Exist
3	3 Vote	Doctor Who Could Tell You How Much Teens Love Selfies, but There's a Shockingly Beautiful Twist
3	3 Vote	The Easiest Way to Hell
3	3 Vote	14 Jaw-Droppingly Gorgeous Celebrity Portraits With Food
3	3 Vote	Here's One Minute and 41 Seconds