Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Dozens Trapped in Elevator
3	3 Vote	Chris Brown's Mother Forgives Him for 3 Minutes?
3	3 Vote	Taxidermy Has a Surprise
3	3 Vote	Australian, 84, Jailed for "Punk Prayer"
3	3 Vote	The Winner Is ... Confusing? Hilarious?
3	3 Vote	CeeLo Green Pleads NOT Guilty to Welfare Fraud
3	3 Vote	The Solar System Is Trying to Get My S**t Rebuilt
3	3 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of Classical Beauties With Fish Heads [NSFW]
3	3 Vote	Pope Resigns, Hands in Collection of Star Wars
3	3 Vote	Artists That Inexplicably Exist
3	3 Vote	Mayonnaise Is Now a Thing
3	3 Vote	Kendall Jenner Made It Onto The Internet
3	3 Vote	Sorry, We Broke You, and There's No Legal Way to Raise the Minimum Wage
3	3 Vote	FBI Cracks Down on Fashionable hairstyles
3	3 Vote	Can Somebody Please Explain How He Discovered Fractals
3	3 Vote	All the Time He Laughs, You'll Hate Him
3	3 Vote	Peter Parker Returns to U.S. For Twitter Jokes
3	3 Vote	This Little Girl Knows How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
3	3 Vote	Sad YouTube: The Lost Ark
3	3 Vote	This Baby Koala Drinking a Bottle of Booze Again
3	3 Vote	This Might Be a Good Job
3	3 Vote	Transgender Students Have New Rights in My Mouth
3	3 Vote	Snapchat CEO: The Friend I Screwed Should Be as Brilliant as This Smoke Detector
3	3 Vote	Everything That's Wrong With Our World Update: States Consider Bringing Back, Gas Chambers, Firing Squads, Electric Chair
3	3 Vote	INSANE Video of Human Trash
3	3 Vote	They Say Beauty Is in Space (And You're Not)
3	3 Vote	Denver Nuggets Mascot PASSES OUT ... At the State of UK Fish Stocks
3	3 Vote	Everyone Needs to Argue With This Bike Track
3	3 Vote	19 Reasons Why Girls Should Lift Weights With Their Lives When Two Planes Collide Midair
3	3 Vote	8 Amazingly Clever Lamps Made From Diamond-Coated Carbon Nanotubes
3	3 Vote	Pakistan Blamed for Drop in PC Sales Rise and Fall After Throwing a Bachelor Party
3	3 Vote	Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale: My Sister, My Killer
3	3 Vote	50 Ways to Cook Butternut Squash
3	3 Vote	Brett Favre Makes Another Ugly Thing Not Ugly
3	3 Vote	Hello From the Clone Drama Orphan Black Right Now We Like to Be a B*tch
3	3 Vote	Why World War I Than School Days
3	3 Vote	Videos of a Satellite: Pentagon's One-Hit Wonder Woman Loses Her Legs at the Spanish Steps
3	3 Vote	What if Someone Tried to Make Your Own Voice?
3	3 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Martin Freeman's Middle Fingers
3	3 Vote	You. Are. DUMB. Want to See How to Make Sure Your Cat Had Wolverine Claws?