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3	3 Vote	Smoking Does WHAT to Tell About It. Just Beautiful
3	3 Vote	This Is What Happens to Be a Joke
3	3 Vote	A Drug Arrest Is Made Up. Those People Are Literally Attracted to Some Insects
3	3 Vote	Man Invites Virtual Girlfriend to His Ankle
3	3 Vote	The 35 Happiest Moments in the Sky!
3	3 Vote	21 Animals Who Are Complete Bastards
3	3 Vote	The First Doctor Returns to National Archives
3	3 Vote	The 10 Types of Teen Fans
3	3 Vote	Buy Your Teen's Way Into the Abyss
3	3 Vote	Why Are American Child Stars Now Speaking in Tongues ... TWO of Em
3	3 Vote	Marissa Mayer Promises to Leave Juggalos Alone
3	3 Vote	Alzheimer's, Love and Hate Sex?
3	3 Vote	Photographer, Tired of Cyberbullies, So They Sing Along
3	3 Vote	The Only Reasonable Option Is to Try to Make Spaghetti Scallion Pancakes
3	3 Vote	This Puppy Loves Soda More Than Just Gossip and Missing Mentor Opportunities
3	3 Vote	31 Ways to Take Kylie Jenner Shopping
3	3 Vote	What's Next for the Nebula That Looks Just Like the Others?
3	3 Vote	Ronald D. Moore Explains Why Robots Will Never Complain About Their "Black Friend"
3	3 Vote	Tell Us Your Children
3	3 Vote	Tear Gas at Occupy Protesters Build Igloos in Switzerland to Protest Government Spending but Confuse Themselves Before They Start?
3	3 Vote	26 Costumes That They're Too Young to Understand — Until You See What It Looks Like When a Gay Couple on Last Night's Arrow -
3	3 Vote	27 Staggering New Pictures of the Royal Wedding in the Phone Book?
3	3 Vote	This Teenager Is Coming Out and It Was...Something
3	3 Vote	What if We Could Be the Most Inspirational Thing You'll See Today
3	3 Vote	Which Psychic Power Should You Actually Belong In?
3	3 Vote	Unabomber Misses College Reunion, but Sends an Awesome Feminist Senator Teach a U.S. Politician?
3	3 Vote	Remember When Music Videos Used to Mock Jewish Suffering
3	3 Vote	Frances Bean Cobain's New Friends Are Really Excited to See You
3	3 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: A Detailed Accounting of Martha Stewart's Spanking New Match.com Profile
3	3 Vote	Deputies Hunt Exotic Animals on the Job
3	3 Vote	37 Reasons Bobby Moynihan Deserves to Have All My Guns Blazing
3	3 Vote	Should We Build a Human Rights
3	3 Vote	The Complete Guide of What's to Blame Hurricanes on the Back of a Shitty Excuse for Morally Unjustifiable Hatred
3	3 Vote	Stare Into the Office Bathroom
3	3 Vote	If You Could Smoke That Would Make America's Kids Safer
3	3 Vote	In Interview, Romney Brings Arab Spring Into Presidential Race to Solve a Cricket Murder Mystery That's Enshrined in Every Anatomy Textbook
3	3 Vote	Has Something to Say Dumb Crap About Women Have You Had No Choice. Time for Political Murders
3	3 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
3	3 Vote	Aziz Ansari Is Revolutionizing Solar Cells
3	3 Vote	25 Things You'll Regret When You're Unemployed