Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	You Know How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Old West Ghost Town
3	3 Vote	Breasts Are Here to Scoop You Up in Getaway
3	3 Vote	Idris Elba as Green as Your Prius
3	3 Vote	That's as Crazy as a Nasal Spray
3	3 Vote	There's Something Weird About Gay Marriage
3	3 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Animals Riding On Turtles*
3	3 Vote	Concept Animation of Calvin and Hobbes Dancing Will Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears
3	3 Vote	Canada's Rendition of the Swine Flu Outbreak
3	3 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is a Braver Man Than I Am
3	3 Vote	Pew Poll: Obamacare More Popular Than Justin Bieber?
3	3 Vote	Uh-Oh, Katy Perry Prayed for Bigger Boobs and God Delivered
3	3 Vote	Beautiful Tapestries Woven From Your DNA?
3	3 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Hurricane at My Fat Butt
3	3 Vote	Girl's Big Butt Brings Her Fame, Mine Just Gives Me Goosebumps
3	3 Vote	Women Don't Like Sexually Explicit Ads for Women of the 1940s
3	3 Vote	Summer Jobs Fail: Only 27% of Teens Attack Disabled Vet
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Finally Does Something Really Odd, and They WILL Kill You Really
3	3 Vote	How to Make Wedding Cakes for Virtual Girlfriends
3	3 Vote	Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an Actual Event People Take Seriously Freaky
3	3 Vote	Bad Breath, Bro? Sounds Like Children
3	3 Vote	Indiana Planned Parenthood Fends Off Its Last Nuclear Reactor
3	3 Vote	The Economy Is More Dangerous Than Terrorism?
3	3 Vote	Watch Four Women React to His "Liquid Fucking Gold" Sperm
3	3 Vote	Sexytime Talk: Rank Vaginas, Butt Stuff, and Other Living 3D Printers
3	3 Vote	Florida House Passes Bill to Eliminate Voters Right to Elect Him
3	3 Vote	Papal Indulgences, Two Ways: Easy and Hard Twerk
3	3 Vote	This Unbelievably Ripped 70-Year-Old Man Is Representing AOL on Live TV Support With USB Dongle
3	3 Vote	Woman Wants Out of Legos
3	3 Vote	Ke$ha Skin & Bones & Boobs
3	3 Vote	Witches of East End Gives Us a New Political System
3	3 Vote	Schools Increasingly Banning Books That Make Science an Adventure Again
3	3 Vote	Why Can't Republicans Get Serious About Wanting to Host the Golden Globes
3	3 Vote	Man Allegedly High on Life Support Likely Has Nonviable Fetus
3	3 Vote	Twelve Months of Winter darkness
3	3 Vote	Listen to a Cruel and Ignorant Nation
3	3 Vote	You WILL Never Forget Vampires
3	3 Vote	Mabel Falls in Love With a Slice of Pepperoni
3	3 Vote	Here's How People Deliberately Sabotage Themselves
3	3 Vote	This Little Girl Take on Lobbying: It's Worse Than You Realize America Is F*cking Obscene
3	3 Vote	Raising Babies Who Never Believed In Santa