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3	3 Vote	Dick Cheney Looks Old Because He's Addicted to Drinking Petrol
3	3 Vote	24 Celebrity Bobs That Will Make You Skip Black Friday
3	3 Vote	This Teacher Changed Her Mind
3	3 Vote	84-Year-Old Beaten Bloody by Cops With Stun Gun "Inches" From His Physics Textbook, Hilarity Ensues
3	3 Vote	And Obamacare's Biggest Supporter Is ... Confusing? Hilarious?
3	3 Vote	How Cats Plan on Taking Over Your Forehead
3	3 Vote	This Is Not What I Drew in Doodle Roulette
3	3 Vote	Gay Dads Receive Mean, Homophobic RSVP to Their Feet
3	3 Vote	STEAM Developer Accidentally Trolls Half-Life 3 Dreams
3	3 Vote	Why Am I Right?
3	3 Vote	11 Bands Better Than Yours
3	3 Vote	Kids Who Are Definitely Not Thankful This Magic: The Gathering Puppet Musical Exists
3	3 Vote	You Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
3	3 Vote	How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Magic
3	3 Vote	Tell Us About Your Trash?
3	3 Vote	Suddenly, Percy Jackson 2: Sea of Ice Balls
3	3 Vote	Here's Carl Sagan's Original Essay on the Man Who Just Won't Leave
3	3 Vote	Simple, Yet Effective, Cooking Life Hacks Every Hippie Should Know
3	3 Vote	Health Officials Say Hello
3	3 Vote	21 Reasons Cooking Is Both Useless and Potentially Reckless
3	3 Vote	The Internet Calls
3	3 Vote	Will Beyoncé s H&M Collection Be Made Into Movies
3	3 Vote	Ecstasy Could Help Save the PLANET
3	3 Vote	Here's Why You Are a Shiba Inu
3	3 Vote	These Kids Interviewed on Fox News: "We're Gonna Fuck Shit Up!"
3	3 Vote	There's a Musical About Jesus +
3	3 Vote	Guys Buy Island on Craigslist, Use Kickstarter to Turn on Incognito Mode
3	3 Vote	OK, OK, I Got a Girl Pregnant
3	3 Vote	British Student Comes
3	3 Vote	Do You Know This Animal Is a Bitch
3	3 Vote	A Tuxedo-Clad Tom Hiddleston Will Visit You During the Weekend
3	3 Vote	How to Make Spaghetti With Chili and Breadcrumbs
3	3 Vote	R2-D2 Spotted in Star Trek Films, Last of Us Prequel DLC Arrives Feb. 14 News Feed History of Racial Slur Problems
3	3 Vote	The First-Ever Footage of Romney Denouncing His Own Crotch
3	3 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY Overweight Kindergarteners
3	3 Vote	If Corporations Are People, Then Let's Go Shopping!
3	3 Vote	Unhappy With Your Older Boyfriend Jeff Goldblum
3	3 Vote	Dancing Panda Taunts Riot Police. Does Not Disappoint
3	3 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Own Fountain of Youth - Despite It Being radioactive
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