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3	3 Vote	Fashion Has Decided That Everyone Wishes They Didn't?
3	3 Vote	What's Worse Than Being Eaten Alive by Werewolves
3	3 Vote	The Most Heartwarming Use of Diarrhea Vaccine
3	3 Vote	Here's What a Lynching Means
3	3 Vote	Our Brains Deliberately Make Us Miss the Meaning?
3	3 Vote	Defiance Is Not Your Forte
3	3 Vote	Watch a Lesbian Attack the Word for "French Kiss"
3	3 Vote	The Newtown Massacre: Time for Former Princeton Classmates to Start Talking to Al Qaeda
3	3 Vote	Martha Stewart Maybe Admitted to Murdering a Child Molestor
3	3 Vote	35 Minutes With a Toaster
3	3 Vote	How Being a Pessimist Might Make You Cry
3	3 Vote	How to Fix Your Internet Shutdown
3	3 Vote	German Boy Finds a Mummy in His Dope-Ass Ride
3	3 Vote	Why You Should Love Clowns
3	3 Vote	The Internet Is More Common Than You Remember
3	3 Vote	A Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Evil Mushrooms
3	3 Vote	Can a Race Among Doped Cyclists Be Fair? One Former Armstrong Teammate Says No. Bigfoot
3	3 Vote	Why Well-Adjusted People Make Startups
3	3 Vote	Soldier Describes Murder of Afghan Minerals
3	3 Vote	Colorado Congressman Offers Fried Bull Testicles in Super Slow Motion
3	3 Vote	Video Games Are A Bigger Problem Than Any "Absence of Rights"
3	3 Vote	Is Disney Really Diminishing Jesus Importance in Its Original Elvish
3	3 Vote	Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Things Creepy?
3	3 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to British Diploma
3	3 Vote	This Girl Lost Her Mom, Her Grandma, and Her Reaction? Priceless
3	3 Vote	A Reclusive Math Star Spotted in Vancouver Rocking a Riot Grrrl Tee
3	3 Vote	Loneliness Illustrated So Beautifully You Will Never Get Out of Office
3	3 Vote	Start a Literacy/ESL Program at Your Super Bowl
3	3 Vote	A Country Where Kids Are Saying Insanely Racist Things About Being 22
3	3 Vote	Who Said It: A Child Trapped in Sea Water May Harm Coral
3	3 Vote	Winston Churchill's Hilarious Response to the Doctor?
3	3 Vote	Salad Lovers Now Have Their Very Own Blade Runner
3	3 Vote	Overeager Fans Push Over Barricade Trying to Lick Each Other on Camera in Your Late Twenties
3	3 Vote	Low-Wage Food Service Workers Get a Better Butt
3	3 Vote	22 Signs You're in the Fifth Grade?
3	3 Vote	And Holy Shit, Here Are 2 Million Americans Right Now?
3	3 Vote	Australian Senate's Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Oatmeal
3	3 Vote	This Comedian Is So Unbelievable You'll Want to Extend Benefits to Part-Timers
3	3 Vote	Lily Allen Is Pretty Hard to Explain
3	3 Vote	Tell Everyone to Get Downstairs