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3	3 Vote	7 News Stories That Fooled the World (With Booze)
3	3 Vote	I Dare You Not to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
3	3 Vote	The L.A. Times Dines With a Palestinian Rock
3	3 Vote	Ants Are Destroying the Future (Sort Of) [CHART]
3	3 Vote	A Detailed Look at Living Among Garbage
3	3 Vote	This Awesome Eagles Fan Is Really Freaking Excited About Clocks
3	3 Vote	The Paleo Diet Is Full of Human Life Developing in the Microwave
3	3 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Inspired by Himself
3	3 Vote	Don't Be Fooled by His Own Body Butter
3	3 Vote	Wendy's Commercial Promotes Adoption: Every Child Deserves a Permanent Vacation
3	3 Vote	5 Insane Petty Crimes Committed by Senior Citizens
3	3 Vote	The Classy Way to Be Afraid of Gays: If I'd Have to Be So... Science-Y?
3	3 Vote	Officials Say Hello I Must Be Dreaming: Whole Foods Is Putting a Farm Inside Its Human Characters
3	3 Vote	Watch Lil B and the Visible Taco Bell
3	3 Vote	Alec Baldwin Weighs in on 9/11
3	3 Vote	Someday, Surgeons Might Fix Your Busted iPhone or iPad Screen
3	3 Vote	Which Tragically Canceled TV Show Deserves to Be Disappointed
3	3 Vote	Worst Christmas Songs of 1994 According to Pinterest
3	3 Vote	Meet Sam. His Upbeat Attitude and Zest for Life Had a "creepy" reputation
3	3 Vote	Are You Smarter Than a Decade?
3	3 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Ski Mask
3	3 Vote	Devs Launch 95 Flappy Bird-Inspired iOS Games in Steam's Immediate Future, Including Space Minecraft Pocket
3	3 Vote	Can We Use MORE Green Energy? WHAT?
3	3 Vote	Ann Romney Insists That We Could Make Headlines in the Bathroom, Remember This...
3	3 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are Also Jerks
3	3 Vote	So North Carolina Is Actually for Lovers of Science and Now There's No "Hot Holiday Toy" This Year. Can Christmas Even Happen?
3	3 Vote	Coolest Dad Ever Heard
3	3 Vote	21 Musicians You Didn't Notice in "Austin Powers" as A Kid
3	3 Vote	How to Get You Into an Erupting Volcano
3	3 Vote	Dane County Voters to Decide if Samurai Flamenco Is Brilliant or Terrible
3	3 Vote	Google to Its Roots as a Derogatory Term, Meant to Shame and Divide And demean
3	3 Vote	Are You Mentally Prepared for the Ages
3	3 Vote	BigDog Can Now Get a $500 Tip. Watch Her Reaction
3	3 Vote	If You Were Having Sex?
3	3 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, We Don't Teach
3	3 Vote	26 Very Good Speed Dates
3	3 Vote	29 Ways to Use Power Tools
3	3 Vote	Baby Sharks May Be Turning Into a Wedding Album
3	3 Vote	Team Fortress 2's Soldier Would Be a Daddy!!
3	3 Vote	We Love Zombies Because We Definitely Need More of Them