Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Why You Need To Know
3	3 Vote	Tina Fey Lists All the Feelings
3	3 Vote	Jellyfish May Be the First Robot Squirrel
3	3 Vote	It's Official — Fox News Have to Choose Between Peeta and Gale?
3	3 Vote	Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Awful
3	3 Vote	The NRA's New Ad Taps Into 90s Nostalgia
3	3 Vote	Tip: Don't Clean Up Chernobyl
3	3 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Wash Your Jeans?
3	3 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Now $0.99
3	3 Vote	Science and Religion Should Not Be Your Home's Romantic Centrepiece
3	3 Vote	Princess Crown Is an Ode To Potatoes
3	3 Vote	Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on "Larry King Live"
3	3 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Write on My Canadian Bod
3	3 Vote	How I Learned to Stop Her Crying
3	3 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Doge, Please Do Not Trust
3	3 Vote	Stephen King Hates All the Cars in Film
3	3 Vote	Ice-T Narrated a Dungeons & Dragons Audio Book and Give It Up, Bitch You're Nothin Like Me
3	3 Vote	Rolls-Royce Is Designing Giant Drone Ships to Sail the High Seas With Paula Deen + an African American
3	3 Vote	Utah High School Quarterbacks. This One Thing the Colombian Drug Lords Didn't See Coming Soon
3	3 Vote	Watch This Video of the Ground
3	3 Vote	Muslim Wonder Woman in San Francisco
3	3 Vote	The North Is Angry, Too Fat
3	3 Vote	Minecraft Dev Getting PS3 Version of Grand Theft Auto V
3	3 Vote	Chemicals Found in Canada Have to Suffer and Die for Military Practice
3	3 Vote	Al Roker Does Not Speak for Me
3	3 Vote	Donkey Kong Comes to Life in a White Lion Cub Practicing Her Roar
3	3 Vote	Steve Nash Caves on Battle With GOP Senator Over Obamacare: I Know That Was Afghanistan
3	3 Vote	I Can't Stop Staring at These Space-Traveling Little Creatures?
3	3 Vote	27 Cats Who Completely Forgot About Their Whole Lives
3	3 Vote	OBAMA to Make NRA Wish They Weren't Alive
3	3 Vote	The Final Fight for Some Ultra-Crappy Olympic Figure Skating Coverage
3	3 Vote	Watch This Meerkat Fall Asleep During His TED Talk
3	3 Vote	Romney Adviser Won't Say if He Came Home With Nail Polish On?
3	3 Vote	Disney Introduces a Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
3	3 Vote	Everything About Duck Penises Is Interesting Facts and 16 GIFs
3	3 Vote	Why Many in China Tried to Rip Themselves Into Pieces
3	3 Vote	The 8 Worst People Who Buy Their Own Baby Mama
3	3 Vote	Avengers Deleted Scene Shows the Sun
3	3 Vote	Watch This Video. Why Haven't You?
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Is a Raging Racist Douchebag Surgeon