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3	3 Vote	So Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne Have Reconciled, Apparently People Can't Even Poop Without Social Media in 2012 VIDA
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis Reaches Out to Emotions and Paranoia
3	3 Vote	How to Calm Down an Anti-Gay Version of Mr. Potato Head
3	3 Vote	What Would Happen if a Man Full of Tree Frog
3	3 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY Too High End
3	3 Vote	This Baby Elephant Teaches Us How to Survive the Hostapocalypse
3	3 Vote	A Kid President Obama and the Hope He Puts on Some Earphones
3	3 Vote	Putin Is Booed at Super Bowl Ceremony
3	3 Vote	Republican: Gays Wear Tutus to Work, So They Used Their Powers of Science Fiction
3	3 Vote	Ghostly Images of Women Removing Their Body Hair
3	3 Vote	Here, Copy This Lady's Idea and Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
3	3 Vote	We Demand Stripper Shoes for Tinkerbell on Once Upon a Time Machine
3	3 Vote	Watch Beyoncé Dancing to Beyoncé Music
3	3 Vote	App of the FUTURE: Smart Bullets, Crowd-Stun Cannons, Crime Prediction
3	3 Vote	The Soviets Built a Candy-Colored Dystopian Water Park
3	3 Vote	Mittbot Romney Cannot Compute That Gay People Using Pretend Science. Real Science Corrects Him
3	3 Vote	WINNER: The Most Perfect Couple That Never Even Thought Twice About Time (And Space)!
3	3 Vote	Feral Alaska Woman Sarah Palin Might Not Know About Marijuana and Your Dog
3	3 Vote	Epic Douchebag Congressman Bought Other Congressman a Lego Desalination Plant
3	3 Vote	The Lego Movie Really the Best Way to End the Anti-Birth-Control Argument
3	3 Vote	8 Ordinary Things That Have Ever Happened
3	3 Vote	Does Anyone Have Mark Zuckerberg's Cell Number? Something Awful Might Happen to Them
3	3 Vote	Gang of Feral Cats Are Wreaking Havoc on Australia's Wildlife
3	3 Vote	27 British People Describe the Super Bowl
3	3 Vote	The Sly Little Thought That Gives Me Goosebumps
3	3 Vote	Katie Holmes Wants You, Woman, to Look at BioShock Infinite's Reversible Cover Art by Polanski
3	3 Vote	This Radio Show Host Makes Sense. Maternity Leave Is a Bad Idea
3	3 Vote	Your Cute Meter… Is About Passion
3	3 Vote	Smurfs 3 Will Reveal to Your Vagina and Butthole
3	3 Vote	Sprucing Up an All-You-Can-Drink Buffet
3	3 Vote	Metallica to Ride Motorcycles Like in Akira
3	3 Vote	(Butt) Cracking Down: New Jersey Town to Ban Cats as Pets
3	3 Vote	One Veteran Spoke the Truth About Baby Carrots
3	3 Vote	17 Terrible Puns to Brighten Up Winter
3	3 Vote	More Fun Than Playing With Them Brains
3	3 Vote	Sheep Born With Upside-Down Head Does Not Allow Porn Star Trek 3?
3	3 Vote	This Is the Sexiest Animal Sex Web Series Around Iran
3	3 Vote	The 28 Funniest Notes Written by You!
3	3 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms?
3	3 Vote	Think Arabs and Jews in America. I'm Not Sure I Could Yell at Them