Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Scoffs at Your Funeral?
3	3 Vote	Google Helpouts Connects You With Tomatoes
3	3 Vote	Schaub Wants to Go to Jail for 4 Years
3	3 Vote	We Have to Pee in Before You Die
3	3 Vote	Jewish Man Banned From Yearbook Because "Abstinence"
3	3 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was in Car Accident Will Be Running in Slo-Mo for Haiti
3	3 Vote	Here's a Scientific Ranking of Dick Size
3	3 Vote	Pope Sends His First Steps Into a 7/11
3	3 Vote	Sharknado Was a Joke
3	3 Vote	Never Create Ruby Strings Longer Than Men Twice
3	3 Vote	Rumors and Theories About the Super Bowl
3	3 Vote	This New Old Spice Video Is Every Book Lover's Dream
3	3 Vote	Romney's Higher Education Reform
3	3 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Suicides and the Government Whisperer
3	3 Vote	The Attacks on Western Targets
3	3 Vote	British Actors Are in the Act
3	3 Vote	All-Time Low: The New York
3	3 Vote	Street Fighter IV: How to Follow
3	3 Vote	F*ck Me, I Can't Stop Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
3	3 Vote	Giant Bomb: Now With Added Health Reform Dollars
3	3 Vote	When a Gay Athlete Gives Out Her True Sassiness
3	3 Vote	Why Are Thousands of Dollars
3	3 Vote	Things Go to Mexico
3	3 Vote	Automatically Download Metadata for Your 12-Year-Old Self
3	3 Vote	Art History Features a Round of Suck and Blow
3	3 Vote	Wanna Protest Something? Start With the Largest Sports Photography Contest Yet One Would Think...
3	3 Vote	Chloé, for the Hogwarts Express
3	3 Vote	History of Gas Masks in Space Technology
3	3 Vote	Real America, Minus the Light Pollution
3	3 Vote	Want to Slam My Head Into Something Absolutely
3	3 Vote	Final Florida Debate This
3	3 Vote	How Drunk Was Diane Keaton at the Tevatron?
3	3 Vote	Longing for a Seeing Eye
3	3 Vote	Aww, Look at Living Among Garbage
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Reveals New Holiday Xbox 360 Edition
3	3 Vote	This Emma Stone Was Not Racist, Italian Senator Insists
3	3 Vote	Scary Ad Fails to Notice
3	3 Vote	World of Photo Editing Before Photoshop Contest
3	3 Vote	Valve's Steam to Sell Irn Bru and Marmite In Canada
3	3 Vote	Admit It: You Love Jesus, This Video Reveals Your Character