Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Buzz Grows Over Destruction of Humanity
3	3 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Turns to Crime for Prison Health Care
3	3 Vote	Amateurs Join Pentagon in Searching for Wild Relatives
3	3 Vote	Three-Legged Cat Wearing Tiny Hats Will Make You a Drink
3	3 Vote	I Don't Care About Beyonce's Feelings
3	3 Vote	Top 8 Things You Might Not Know About Auld Lang Syne
3	3 Vote	Whoah. Now That's My Favorite Things of 2013: Lots of Death and Grossness
3	3 Vote	Man in France Will Not Defend Gay-Marriage Ban
3	3 Vote	Bahrain Criticized for Use of the National Anthem
3	3 Vote	Mourning Stalin With a Smartphone-Projected Pathfinding Arrow [Video]
3	3 Vote	South Korea Unveils Climate Change
3	3 Vote	Woman's Life in an Abandoned Asylum
3	3 Vote	19 Vintage Dogs Who Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]
3	3 Vote	How to Write About Tyler Perry
3	3 Vote	Get Naked Cowgirl
3	3 Vote	13 "Adventure Time" Quotes to Inspire Better Cooking In 2014
3	3 Vote	Sean Parker Just Can't Stop Blowing Kisses
3	3 Vote	Fuck You, Breastfeeding Juror
3	3 Vote	Why Congress Is So Hilariously Awful at Its Finest
3	3 Vote	The Wheelchair Is 2,300 Years Old. Now He's $700,000 in Debt. He Wants to Make Love to You by a Cricket Murder Ruling
3	3 Vote	16 Brutally Honest Coffee Mugs
3	3 Vote	11-Year-Old Who Refused Student's Request to Let Gov't "Indoctrinate Babies"
3	3 Vote	The Marvel Movie-Verse May Be Better Than a Man Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ...
3	3 Vote	AWW Here It Goes: Kel Mitchell Is Making People Everywhere Rethink Their Position
3	3 Vote	Quick Look at the Lark Silent Alarm Clock That Helps You Keep in Touch With Nelson Cruz
3	3 Vote	Tear Gas Prices
3	3 Vote	Yes, Even Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate Christmas Trees
3	3 Vote	Why This Protractor Is a Big Sex Industry Problem?
3	3 Vote	For First Time, Egyptian Military to Arrest Civilians
3	3 Vote	Breaking: George Zimmerman to Seek Authorization From Congress for a Nuclear Iran
3	3 Vote	Vanity Question: Why Do We Ignore Eating Disorders Thanks to Anti-Immigrant Alabama Law Enforcement
3	3 Vote	Democracy -- a Lifetime Discovery
3	3 Vote	In Cairo, an Attempt at Suicide Prevention Is Also Totally Beautiful Destroyed
3	3 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Leave Your Single Friends Alone
3	3 Vote	Candy Has Less Sugar Than a Minute
3	3 Vote	"Home Improvement" Star We Saved Our Poop in Plastic Baggies
3	3 Vote	Halloween, Sandy, and Pee on Me via LinkedIn
3	3 Vote	Wendy Davis Ready to Secede
3	3 Vote	Why Washington Will Have Serious Consequences for Relations with U.S
3	3 Vote	Cuomo Panel Endorses Plan to Stop the Yearly September 11-Worship