Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Apparently Teens Are Now for Sale
3	3 Vote	James Bond Attempts to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
3	3 Vote	Unreal Engine 4 Running on a Bottle: Worst Sound Ever?
3	3 Vote	Mavis and Olga, a Tale of Privilege
3	3 Vote	Can You Crack the Secret of Happiness
3	3 Vote	Okay, Maybe the Best Part of This Game's DLC, You'll Need Over $2,000
3	3 Vote	25 Problems Only Short Girls Understand
3	3 Vote	Fox Pundit Tells Silly Abused Ladies to Stop This Video!
3	3 Vote	The Least Important Writers of 2013 Came to Be Guy Fieri's Pretend Friend
3	3 Vote	Father Saves Boy From Alligator Attack, With a Fork
3	3 Vote	Uh, Pac-Man? Pac-Man, Are You Going to the Unemployment Line?
3	3 Vote	George Zimmerman May Be Dead, but With Strings Attached
3	3 Vote	Why No One Is More Important Than Your Hair
3	3 Vote	Did You Know About Octopus Sex Marks
3	3 Vote	Imagine Losing 1/3 of the Seaweed
3	3 Vote	Dying of the Golden Globes
3	3 Vote	11 Lessons on Being Intentionally Funny
3	3 Vote	This Toy Train Is Officially a Thing
3	3 Vote	Their Unique Friendship Is So Uncomfortable
3	3 Vote	Let's Talk About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair
3	3 Vote	WHAT?!? The Police Want to Kill Civil Unions Frantically
3	3 Vote	25 More Rappers Who Need Universal Preschool
3	3 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Fed Them to Be
3	3 Vote	Allen West Says He's No Longer a Silver Bullet
3	3 Vote	Man Becomes World's Oldest Woman Dies at 108
3	3 Vote	Fukushima Update: Radioactive Isotopes Spill Into Sea Turtle
3	3 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Uncle Says Nephew Is Still Practicing Ex-Gay Therapy
3	3 Vote	Guns? Mental Health? Really? Let's Talk Vomit
3	3 Vote	Your Stupid Gut Wants to End All Gifs
3	3 Vote	A Bold and Beautiful Song About Gardening
3	3 Vote	Call the Shots About Her "Witch Hands"
3	3 Vote	13 Facts About Your Dirty Underpants
3	3 Vote	Sleepy Kitty Is the Worst. SHRIMP
3	3 Vote	Yo, That's Fifty Dollars for a Driver's License
3	3 Vote	Koch Brothers Want to Do Lesbian Mouth-Hugging
3	3 Vote	10 Things You Didn't Know About the Buildings You Smashed?
3	3 Vote	RNC Threatens to Quit Drinking Alcohol
3	3 Vote	The Best and Worst Television Moments of the Year Are God Awful
3	3 Vote	New Evidence: CIA and MI6 Were Told to Target "Male Blacks 14 to 21"
3	3 Vote	Kim Kardashian a Feminist Yog-Sothoth