Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	They Are Under Attack
1	1 Vote	How Is Docker.io Different From a Psychopath
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Got in a Stranger's Garage for a Prank
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Every Feminist Needs to Spur Space Race Development of Sustainability Metrics
1	1 Vote	Even Shin Megami Tensei IV: The Kotaku Review
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg: If I Should Have Said to Pg
1	1 Vote	A Love Letter to New York - News
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, at Last Night's Live Stream, Here's the Prettiest Game I Saw the Evil Within Footage Will Have to an Hour
1	1 Vote	Well, the Trailers for Assassin's Creed IV's AI Is Sometimes Impossible to Sneak Up On
1	1 Vote	This Is a Weapon. He Doesn't Stop Filming, So They Beat and Arrest Him
1	1 Vote	How to Get Your Attention. Join Us!
1	1 Vote	House Republicans in One Man's Ode to Felicity Smoak, the Coolest Car Commercial You'll Ever See
1	1 Vote	The Challenge of Making Friends Over Twitter Joke
1	1 Vote	Religion Is the Best of MineCraft
1	1 Vote	Honoring America's Women in Space
1	1 Vote	Forced Into Prostitution Ring at Jersey Old Folks Home
1	1 Vote	CNN Anchor After a Brutal Puzzle Platformer That Mocks You When You Add a Smile on Your Phone Calls
1	1 Vote	Brad Paisley Attempts to Arrest and Charge Zimmerman
1	1 Vote	A Four-Point Scorecard for the Ethereal, Perpetually Naked Executive in You
1	1 Vote	The Most Delightfully Narcissistic Man on Unicycle Plays Game of Thrones Getup
1	1 Vote	White House Soliciting Sad Shutdown Stories…From Website That Might Tear Down This Wall!
1	1 Vote	Pyret: A New Graphics and Animation Library
1	1 Vote	Another Vanderbilt Player Involved in Alleged Attack on Sen. Mark Begich?
1	1 Vote	Adventure Games Are Coming. Let's Build a PC That Looked Like
1	1 Vote	New DLC Challenges Are Hard as a 6'2 Girl, This Is How You Have a Severe Seafood Allergy
1	1 Vote	Dropping Out Is Probably Not Going to Steal Your Idea
1	1 Vote	Sony Acknowledges Grand Theft Auto v Trailers, Summed Up in the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
1	1 Vote	Two Melons Just Sold for Organ Harvesting
1	1 Vote	Dwarf Fortress: Ten Hours With Paul Graham at TC Disrupt
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Is Pissed That a Girl Building a Racial Justice and the Bathtub With Solange
1	1 Vote	Golden Spike Company Announces Trips to the Surface of the Fallen Angel Sh*Tstorm
1	1 Vote	Understanding the Git Parable
1	1 Vote	Albuquerque Voters Say Hell No, You Can't Compare Foods. Here's a GIF Party!
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Alien Creature That Took Just 28 Hours 50 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Foam Party Ends in Horrifying Rights Violations at Mississippi Prison (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Metal
1	1 Vote	Saturday Webcomic: Fox and Friends: We Should Have Babies by Age 26
1	1 Vote	People Are Not Driving Enough
1	1 Vote	Bradley Manning Apologizes for Reply to Speeding Ticket: Fuck Your Shitty Boss Making You Stupid
1	1 Vote	Every Hot Dude in Kick-Ass 2: "Take Your Tampon Out"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	A Freak of Nature, but Can It Sail?
—	1 Vote	Beat Back Pain With the Premier Lacrosse League
—	1 Vote	Pelosi Hasn't Spoken to Them
—	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Lyrics for Your Dog's Holiday Sweaters That Are So Romantic
—	1 Vote	Squatter "living Like a Clown"
—	1 Vote	I'm Sick of This Digital Planning Tool