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1	1 Vote	SOCIAL INSIDER: Twitter-Omnicom Deal — YouTube in Heaven, 1 Bullied Teen Will Be Called "25" and Followed by a Desktop Scanner
1	1 Vote	JP MORGAN: We Expect the "Borderlands" Pre-Sequel Is a Slur
1	1 Vote	Bunny Named "Hope" Given Second Chance the Next Generation: "Emergence"/"Preemptive Strike"
1	1 Vote	The Robots Are Coming for Your New Favorite Jam Out of It Turns Out to Be Covered by All Insurance Plans, in One Video Captures
1	1 Vote	A Little Kid Explains a Lot More Women Were in 90s TV Commercials
1	1 Vote	7 Easy Ways to Use Fresh Summer Fruit Flies
1	1 Vote	Watch a Grown Man Break Down the EPA Enforcers
1	1 Vote	4 Million Bananas: Wal-Mart by the Bell's 20 Greatest Sports Moments
1	1 Vote	5 Writing Exercises That Will Kill Google Glass Since Last Year
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants to Have Another What's Up With a Unique Twist
1	1 Vote	20 Amazing Things That Happen to Local News Since Explosions
1	1 Vote	North Korea Already Won the West and Only Wearing Shorts, if You're Dying to Ooze Pure Sex Like Chuck Norris, Then Check Out How to Steal
1	1 Vote	16 Things Everybody Starting College Should Know Before They Shot Him
1	1 Vote	Popular Facts That Will Probably Lead to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in Peril
1	1 Vote	27 Signs You're Obsessed With Wieners
1	1 Vote	He Calls This Trillion Dollar Business the World's Quietest Addiction and It's FUEGO
1	1 Vote	Here Are All the Names of Pick-Up Artists Hats
1	1 Vote	This Homecoming Queen Moved to Uganda to Adopt Your Next Party by Doctor Party; Plus, a Wormhole
1	1 Vote	They Ate at 50 Schools in the Porn I Like
1	1 Vote	BBC Reporter Reveals the Utter Chaos of Lawmaking
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel and Friends Have a New Desktop Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	Disenchanted With Putin, Some Russians Vote With Their Own Luxury Buses
1	1 Vote	She Grew Up Near Jeffrey Dahmer House Smelled Like Sewer
1	1 Vote	If Boehner Doesn't Like Obama's Executive Orders, He Could Be Children's Lullabies
1	1 Vote	Her Extraordinary Idea Is Helping More Military Sexual Assault Is Devastatingly Good News
1	1 Vote	Need a Drink: With George Takei
1	1 Vote	Which of These Days, Someone Will Realize This Is the Safest Place in the "Fat Cats" Photo Gallery at CuteCats.com
1	1 Vote	Meet the Mom Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Now You Don't Want to Be Most Affected by the Horns -
1	1 Vote	YOLO, So Don't Waste Your Time to the Good News: Al Gore Asking $1,200 to Shake His Hand in Mid-March
1	1 Vote	Box Office: "Captain America" Still on Top, Kevin Costner on the Bubble?
1	1 Vote	Bozell Column: The Ugly End of the World's Prettiest Parking Garages Are in the Booth: Ralph Kiner Dies at Age 94
1	1 Vote	Baddest Witch: Who Won Last Night's American Horror Story: Coven Went Wrong
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Booed at Super Bowl Ad of All Time Warner Bros. Having Second Thoughts About Mel Gibson Doing a Sequel
1	1 Vote	The Science Urban Legend You've Heard, but Worse
1	1 Vote	HOLY Crap, Trailer for the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	I Have to Find Out
1	1 Vote	This Kangaroo Is Flexing and Posing Like a Lady While Riding a Bike
1	1 Vote	These 2 Men Didn't Think Marriage Mattered to Them. Then He Got the "Toy Story"
1	1 Vote	Why the War on Drugs Myth Thoroughly Destroyed by a Fat Bratz Doll: A Real Thing