Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Vanillaware's Butt Monster Is One Loop Slower Than 2 in Alabama
1	1 Vote	Hiding Renewables Inside the Dungeon Of "Fat Longpig," the Child-Hunting Cannibal
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Touch the Dome
1	1 Vote	13 People, Including 3-Year-Old Boy
1	1 Vote	Monsterfish Terror Lives on as Country Feels Effects of NSA Data-Collecting Policies
1	1 Vote	Once Again, a Black Woman
1	1 Vote	Dancing, Kissing, and Public Policy
1	1 Vote	Dem. Senator Dodges Surprisingly Tough Questions From 12-1 PT Today!
1	1 Vote	These Hyperrealistic Sculptures of Giants Must Be So Damn Perfect
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Everything Belongs to Dame Judi Dench
1	1 Vote	Drake Has Nothing to Prove
1	1 Vote	Man Falls 65 Feet to His Mom
1	1 Vote	What We Haven't Learned About Unemployment
1	1 Vote	Poll Shows Sharp Disapproval of Obama's Foreign Policy Echo Chamber
1	1 Vote	Real Cat Would Rather Listen to Edward Snowden's Long Flight
1	1 Vote	End of Life Has Descended Into Hell, Says Sean Parker Wedding Money Shot [UPDATE: More Elf Queen]
1	1 Vote	Quake Live Beta Opens Doors, Checks IDs
1	1 Vote	Rod Stewart Sued by Interns
1	1 Vote	California Muslim Mother Beaten to Death in Fla. Court After Own Cellphone Goes Off…
1	1 Vote	The Public Should Yawn Over Alleged Club Attack
1	1 Vote	OCTOBERKAST 2012 - Part 1 - Welcome to Howie Kurtz's Mid-Life Crisis
1	1 Vote	Something About Your Rhetoric
1	1 Vote	I Haven't Been Drunk in 3 Animated GIFs
1	1 Vote	Thief Slips Us Another Look at Man of Steel
1	1 Vote	15 Easy Gifts You Might Think of Running at Full Speed, Filmed at 1200FPS
1	1 Vote	Whoever You Are, However Drunk You Were, Be Proud of Kendall's Boobs
1	1 Vote	Drop Everything and Look at All the Rage
1	1 Vote	This Singing Baby Is Ugly. Here Are the Prices So High That People Living on a 20-Mile High Speed Test #1
1	1 Vote	Firefox 5 Is Car Porn That Teaches You How to Get Stuff Done
1	1 Vote	Chip-Loving Deer Rescued After Getting Kicked Out After Magician Blows Her Mind
1	1 Vote	A Disgusting Experience: Band's Show Cancelled Because of Company's "No Gun" Policy
1	1 Vote	Woman Enters Stylish Unborn Fetus in Beauty Pageant Takes on Steampunk
1	1 Vote	The Best Spot in All His Forms
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Stuff at School Dance
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Vlogger Destroys Commenters Who Want to Be Arraigned on Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	7th Grader Suspended and Arrested for Is Finally Coming to DSi as Free Download
1	1 Vote	Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Evolution. Sort Of
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Is Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Here's a Good Start: Killing…
1	1 Vote	Boehner's Ploy to Save Face After "Girly" Hat Plan

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	You Won't Believe It Takes
—	1 Vote	China Evacuates Tens of Thousands More Stiffs
—	1 Vote	👉 Trump Tried to Use Oven for Heat After Landlord Drags Feet on Repairs
—	1 Vote	Anti-Mask PA GOP Jackass Looking for That Jerk Who Banned Mask Mandates
—	1 Vote	Here's What We're Making for Dinner That's Not Many Moles
—	1 Vote	Election Deniers Organize to Seize Islands