Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

North Korea Already Won the West and Only Wearing Shorts, if You're Dying to Ooze Pure Sex Like Chuck Norris, Then Check Out How to Steal

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by ferrihydrite
2014-08-24

2014-08-24

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: On the Hunting and Killing of an Extremely Rare and Indefatigable Shark off the West and Only Coast of Ecuador
    McSweeny's McSweeny's
  • Read
    Smashes
    How to Steal From a Vending Machine Using Only a Measuring Tape
    BroBible BroBible
  • Read
    Smashes
    How Do You Make A Drilling Rig Cute? I Don't Know, But They Figured Out How To Do It.
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    Who Needs Stoppage Time? North Korea Already Won the World Cup (According to North Korea)
    BroBible BroBible
  • Read
    Smashes
    Miley Cyrus Posted An Instagram Photo Where She’s Topless And Only Wearing Shorts, If You’re Into That Sort Of Thing
    BroBible BroBible
  • Read
    Smashes
    If You’re Dying to Ooze Pure Sex Like Chuck Norris, Then Check Out These ALL DENIM Ralph Lauren Suits
    BroBible BroBible

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account