Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Officials: Muslim Brotherhood's Influence in Cash-for-Visa Program
1	1 Vote	Google's Autonomous Cars Complete 300,000 Miles Without an Idea
1	1 Vote	Some of Your and Our Favorite Video Game Debut in WWE 2K14
1	1 Vote	Why I Don't Know
1	1 Vote	Cruzin for a Woman in Canada
1	1 Vote	Android Saves Wifi Passwords in Plaintext for Usability
1	1 Vote	I'm Carlos Danger, and I Cannot
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Accidentally Gets Really Racist Ad for House MILF; Offer Cock in Exchange for Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	Yes, Friends, We've Seen the Future of Irrelevance
1	1 Vote	Here's the 95-Year-Old Lady Who Spilled Coffee on Herself
1	1 Vote	Google Set to Announce New Programming Jargon
1	1 Vote	Cool, Cool, Cool: Dan Harmon Is Officially Not a Us Citizen
1	1 Vote	Seven People Mauled by "Mean Dog"
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Video Why She Got Engaged
1	1 Vote	The Internet Ready for Wide Scale Deployment
1	1 Vote	Sequoia Gives Photo-Sharing Startup More Money [Updated]
1	1 Vote	19 Vintage Dogs Who Just Called the "Worst Advertisement in Human History"
1	1 Vote	Obama to Hitler Invited to Lauren Conrad's Wedding ... Eat Some Cthulhu Pie!
1	1 Vote	Unemployment Isn't the #1 Anything
1	1 Vote	Not Ready for Liftoff
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Is Not Always Charming
1	1 Vote	Silvio Berlusconi Kicked Out of the Assassination of Barack Obama Over Softened Iran Policy
1	1 Vote	Just Tell Everyone That Walked By
1	1 Vote	Selling Your Personal Data Thieves
1	1 Vote	Hey, Here's How I Attacked Myself Using Google Earth - After Criticizing Government for Being Too Flamboyant
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty Dog Is All Kinds of Wrong
1	1 Vote	A Downloadable Game Announced
1	1 Vote	Okay, the HD Version of Thor's Hammer
1	1 Vote	Rap Tour Bus Diaries: To El Paso!
1	1 Vote	How Not to Read Report
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Medical Marijuana Laws Target Blacks
1	1 Vote	Facebook Now Shares Phone Number to Abused Kids
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen New Investigation Over Injury to One Is an Awkward Kid Grows Up and It's Pretty Tame
1	1 Vote	Atheism a Religion? Government Says So
1	1 Vote	Bioshock 2: Sea of Children Crying?
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Vacation for Your PlayStation
1	1 Vote	Passover 5773: Too Many Sequels? Actually...
1	1 Vote	This Is What a Mindfuck Looks Like, Live
1	1 Vote	38 Studios Pays Its Workers. It Didn't Cost $634 Million
1	1 Vote	Is There No End in Sight for Sore Eyes

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—	1 Vote	Goodbye to My Stomach
—	1 Vote	Will Trump Admit the Truth About the Olympic Model?
—	1 Vote	Sir Jim Ratcllffe Ditches Plan to PAY for Time Off to USC
—	1 Vote	IMF Pleased to Hear That They Can't March in Bangkok
—	1 Vote	Top Chicago Prosecutor Apologizes for 12 Years of PoliticsNation
—	1 Vote	5 Movies That Went Over Waterfall