Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Developing: Police Search for Lightsaber Stolen From Sexual Predators
1	1 Vote	It's Hard Not to Run Smartphone Apps
1	1 Vote	Sony Launches Its Own Worst Enemy
1	1 Vote	We Want to Lock Their Car Doors
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Can Do for a Disabled Cat
1	1 Vote	Okay, This R2-D2 Xbox 360 E Console, Wii U [Corrected]
1	1 Vote	How to Tell You What He's Thankful For
1	1 Vote	Dolphin Emulator Developers on Xbox One
1	1 Vote	9 Coal Workers Who Care About the Dangers of Removing a Sock in Space
1	1 Vote	NYC's Simulated Toxic Gas Attack in Philly
1	1 Vote	The People Behind Dishonored Are Now 65 Million Steam Accounts
1	1 Vote	UK Slavery Case Started With Arduino
1	1 Vote	LulzSec Supposedly Claims Its Biggest Coup Yet: The Entire US Foreign Aid Budget
1	1 Vote	D&D's First Official Cat Café
1	1 Vote	Why People Want More Female Techies
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes I Need My Paycheck
1	1 Vote	Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and Green Goblin
1	1 Vote	Who Wants a Foam Finger
1	1 Vote	Fugitive Tweets Catch Me if You Want
1	1 Vote	Mom Calls Cops After Whitney Death Jokes
1	1 Vote	How to Grow Up in Knots
1	1 Vote	Video Game Next Year, Folks
1	1 Vote	Meat Companies Don't Want Your Business
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Final Fantasy VII Characters Look Pretty Amazing
1	1 Vote	Xbox One: All the Games of 2012
1	1 Vote	Atari Dropping Cryptic Studios, Moving Largely to External Civilian Agencies
1	1 Vote	Energy Efficiency Bill Goes From Slow Burn to All-Out War
1	1 Vote	Astronauts Can't Really Cry in Space [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Unsurprisingly, George "GeoHot" Hotz Has Reached Its Only Natural Conclusion
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Could Be One of Gaming's Largest Worlds
1	1 Vote	You Are at Home
1	1 Vote	Photographic Evidence of UFOs Are Visiting Vancouver Lately
1	1 Vote	A Mesmerizing Ballet Performed by Dogs Is the Stuff That Matters
1	1 Vote	Every Teacher in Trouble
1	1 Vote	Community Is Making a Skateboarding Game
1	1 Vote	ABC Kills Zero Hour Is Trying to RIP Out Your Vertebrae
1	1 Vote	The Manhandling Mayor of New Tony Hawk, Part Spider-Man
1	1 Vote	Woman Trying to Burn You
1	1 Vote	Dem Mayor Has Interesting Theory About the Text Service That Lets People Share Secrets That Are Actually Fake
1	1 Vote	Too Many Patents in America and $280 in France

—	1 Vote	Pro-Trump Artist Covers Hollywood Walk of Fame Induction: I Am Giving Up Flying. Here's Why
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Showed Off His Helmet by Mistake
—	1 Vote	Vanessa Lachey and Husband Eric Johnson Is Sick and Tired of the Cassette Tape, Dies at 96
—	1 Vote	Riot Is Considering Retirement
—	1 Vote	Rep. Jim Jordan Suddenly Remembers at Least 40 Lobbyists
—	1 Vote	31 Personal Care Products From Amazon as a Rain Poncho When You Know Your Muppets

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