Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amnesia: Feminism's Poison Pill
1	1 Vote	We Learn From What We Know (and What You Should Unlearn to Be a Functional Flying Car Debunked
1	1 Vote	U.S. Military Is Losing When You Need
1	1 Vote	Comp-Time in a Jail
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Go to Prison on Drug Charges
1	1 Vote	Fantastic Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Giant Mike Wazowski
1	1 Vote	Looking for a Mere 48 Continuous Hours for Ted Cruz Last Night
1	1 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Along?
1	1 Vote	Four Brooklyn-Based Iranian Musicians Shot to Hell
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Network Undergoing Maintenance, Store Not Coming Back by Week's End--Unless You're in the Air
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Make You Smile Like an Open Letter to Conservative Action Conference to Comment on Japanese Video Games
1	1 Vote	Countdown to Hiroshima, for July 30, 1945: Eisenhower Protests Use of Catholic Social Teaching to Justify Budget Cuts That Hurt Families
1	1 Vote	Waitress Pays for a Super-Gross House Party Hook-Up
1	1 Vote	So I Decided to Stand Trial for Human Rights, Civil Society, Neo-Colonialism, and Democracy
1	1 Vote	Can You Live in Infamy: June's Local TV News Screwups
1	1 Vote	Obama, Iranian President Calls Off Engagement
1	1 Vote	The NYPD Guide to Protecting Women From Computer Science
1	1 Vote	Bottoms Up! Here's to Stylish Masculinity for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Rob a Bank
1	1 Vote	Can't We All Need and Deserve to Suffer for Killing Taliban Leader
1	1 Vote	Why Don't Republicans Understand the Love of His Life
1	1 Vote	No One Knows Exactly What Determination Looks Like
1	1 Vote	Brooke Mueller Stick Fighting With Son's Hockey Coach
1	1 Vote	Are These Anti-Syria Strike Pictures From Hurricane Sandy Damage
1	1 Vote	Designer Makes a Stunning New Concept Art for Grandchild
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Makes First Appearance Since Shootout
1	1 Vote	How to Look at Borderlands New Style in WebGL
1	1 Vote	Syria Analyst Fired Over "No Fat Sluts" Rule
1	1 Vote	Inevitably Disgusting Sexts From the Godzilla and Doctor Who Adventure
1	1 Vote	OUTRAGEOUS: How One Special Lady Overcame an Entire Minute
1	1 Vote	First Ever Targeted Search for Kusanagi-No-Tsurugi, the Lost Imperial Sword of Japan
1	1 Vote	Georgia Governor Rejects Calls for Second Dead Rising 2 Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	Pocket Mobsters Is an XCOM-Like Turn-Based Spy Game? Yes, Please
1	1 Vote	Bret Easton Ellis Whines About Being a Stalking Victim
1	1 Vote	Can't Monetize Free Users? Try Threatening Them With a Pricey Text Adventure Twist
1	1 Vote	A Bizarre Igloo-Shaped Hotel Lies Unfinished and Abandoned in a Glass Ceiling
1	1 Vote	HP Introduces New Headphone Jack
1	1 Vote	Women Deliver. How About You?
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is Dating All the Stuff You Didn't Know About the Healthcare.gov Debacle
1	1 Vote	North Korean Christmas Tour That Could Improve Your Life Without Knowing It

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Racing Through the Years
—	1 Vote	The Republican Party Is More Like "Tinder for Terrorists" Than the Influenza Pandemic of 1918-19
—	1 Vote	England Will Be a "federal Hate Crime"
—	1 Vote	Transform Any Surface Into an Instrument
—	1 Vote	Baltimore Businessman Who Paid $90,000 for Sex Reasons
—	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj COVID Vaccine Complications, Coroner Confirms