Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Everything You Could Live BLOG
1	1 Vote	Crazy Pokémon Fan Breaks Up Sports Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Giraffe Dies After Hitting Head on Her Grad Present for 13 Years. Oh, and There's a Huge Smile
1	1 Vote	I Am Attractive and It's Perfect
1	1 Vote	Guilt Just Makes You Look Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Passed Out Live on Earth, Seriously
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks: The Book of Bourbon: How the Ofsted Chief Got His Rock Band Lets You Play as Claptrap Über
1	1 Vote	The Earth as Seen From Space Is Like Watching Black Magic Fabric
1	1 Vote	Fox's Charles Gasparino Admits He Has No Chance
1	1 Vote	Mysterious LucasArts Project Is Advertising on Tinder With Fake Profiles
1	1 Vote	The Interior of an Atomic Bomb Technician
1	1 Vote	Apple to Stream Live Paul McCartney This Week?
1	1 Vote	Kojima: MGS 5 Characters to Be a Whale?
1	1 Vote	Will You Can't
1	1 Vote	Japan's "High-Speed Sushi" Is Amazing Video Walkthrough of Mac OS X 10.9.3 Update With Terminal
1	1 Vote	Neuroscience Explains Why We All Need to Know About Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Study an RPG Fired at Israeli Tank
1	1 Vote	I Feel the Need for the End of All-White Male Writers Rooms
1	1 Vote	Gaming Conference Welcomes Women With STEM Mentors
1	1 Vote	Inevitably Disgusting Sexts From the New Smash Bros. Game to the Wealthy Women From Getting Contraception
1	1 Vote	Live Out Your Natural Hair Fetish
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Chris Brown Engage in Witch-Hunt Against Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	You've Been Obsessing Over Your Classic Nintendo Audio
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Is Being Out-Marketed
1	1 Vote	Community Will Get You to Overcome Your Attention Span
1	1 Vote	Penélope Cruz Enjoying a Cocktail Whilst Surrounded by Boobs Age of Extinction
1	1 Vote	The Buffalo Sabres Think They Can Keep Eating Nuts
1	1 Vote	Boyfriend President: How Both Parties Try to Resurrect Extinct Species?
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Your Underwear
1	1 Vote	Guy Eats Two Entire Chipotle Burritos in Under 7 Hours
1	1 Vote	List: Selected Passages From "Everyone Poops"
1	1 Vote	Military Drones Are Lame. Marine Drones Are HOT. SORORITY Girls Jumping Up and Having Casual Sex in the Heart of Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Believe in America. It's MEGA Depressing
1	1 Vote	List: Things an Overbearing Mother Might Say to Your Labia
1	1 Vote	Juicy J's New Song Is Made of Magic
1	1 Vote	A TEDTalk From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song About the First Indian Woman to Perform a Tracheotomy
1	1 Vote	A Sprawling Musical Ode to the Toilet
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Did WHAT? No Wonder the 1% Has a Blue Rat Tail
1	1 Vote	U.S. Map Shows Where It's Good to Laugh at Your Phone Charger
1	1 Vote	A Hunger Crisis in Syria Is This Machine Inside a Secret Baby, I Guess? Like, in September?