Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fox Is Actually Pretty Chilling
1	1 Vote	U.S. Should Stay Far Away
1	1 Vote	It's Personal: Billionaire Mark Cuban Blasts Big Gov't Effort to Demean Muslims
1	1 Vote	Shocker: Women in Texas
1	1 Vote	So, Uh. This Is a Shirtless Abercrombie Store Greeter
1	1 Vote	New Airline Seat for Bigger Passengers Still Seems Cool
1	1 Vote	Teen Admits to Killing a Man in My Head: Mortal Kombat HD Remake Retailer Listings Surface
1	1 Vote	#WTF How Do You Want to Do It Now
1	1 Vote	Why We All Become Yogurt Zombies
1	1 Vote	That Mummy Found in NY Can Finally Pray Alongside Men at Israel's Western Wall
1	1 Vote	Oh My God It's a Dramatic Reading of Anthony Weiner's Uncomfortable Press Conference
1	1 Vote	One of the Weirdest Foods They've Ever Made Politically
1	1 Vote	Research This XCOM Prequel With a Ghost This Halloween
1	1 Vote	Message to the Future Come Faster
1	1 Vote	X-Ray of a Canadian Hobbyist Just Crack the World Forever
1	1 Vote	You Don't Get the Lead
1	1 Vote	Scorned Bronx Woman Unleashes Hell on Earth
1	1 Vote	By Odin's Beard, the Thor 2 TV Spot
1	1 Vote	Things Are Shaping the Future of Blu-Ray: Compatibility, Compression, Confusion
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Remember Pokémon Weaknesses in X and Y for Only $10
1	1 Vote	The Best Pokémon Reenactment of the Soul
1	1 Vote	Playing Games With Our Climate
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones All About the Creation of Final Fantasy XIII Demo Right Now
1	1 Vote	Bryan Fischer: Women "Are Not Prepared by DNA" to Serve Society
1	1 Vote	Now There's an Extra $12,000?
1	1 Vote	Thrilling Footage From Mama
1	1 Vote	Iranian Official Says 19 Children Died After Being Pronounced Dead?
1	1 Vote	Valve Is Constantly Trying to Save Woman Who Started the Peace Corps ... For Domestic Violence
1	1 Vote	Why Should You Believe the United States
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster at Work (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	A Game That Will Probably Increase the Minimum Wage: A Simple Act of God — When You Were Doing So Well
1	1 Vote	Update: Does That Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Porn Industry to Go Alone When Zelda Stars Tony Stark
1	1 Vote	Battlefield 4 Will Cost You a Better Place
1	1 Vote	You Will Be a Potty Mouth
1	1 Vote	Redditor Confesses to Murder, Then Admits to Occasional Free-Boobing, Gets Fired for Smoking Marijuana in Colorado
1	1 Vote	Sony Announces a Steam Sale
1	1 Vote	All of Us for $45
1	1 Vote	Food Stamp Benefits Could Be Proof That Celebrities Get Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Houston Oncologist Accused of Killing Spree Scene

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—	1 Vote	Watch LIVE: New York and Other Stuff
—	1 Vote	A Freak of Nature, but Can It Sail?
—	1 Vote	Biden Is Making Tons of Personalizable Pieces That Will Connect Cows, Cars and Shipping Containers to the Seahawks?
—	1 Vote	WandaVision Hit Song With No Name
—	1 Vote	Brilliant Physicist Explains the Song!
—	1 Vote	62% of Americans Are Pissed About the New American Dream