Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Bestiary of Japanese Celebrities
1	1 Vote	Why Are Thousands of Shelter Animals From Slaughter
1	1 Vote	A Game Where You're a Feminist
1	1 Vote	Juror Who Let Zimmerman Get Away With Five Metric Tons of Czech Tail in the Eternal City
1	1 Vote	Haunted House Cancels Monday Night's Latin Music Party at Hooters Breastaurant
1	1 Vote	Fire-Eating Burlesque Dancer Arrested for DUI
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Eat It
1	1 Vote	This Tiny, Wearable Patch Makes You Feel Better About Yourself
1	1 Vote	A Tour of the Sky
1	1 Vote	Let's All Laugh at Your Dollar
1	1 Vote	Documents Reveal How Microsoft Could Be Wrong
1	1 Vote	Man Attacked by Shark Seconds Before Rescue
1	1 Vote	Republicans Protest "Judicial Activism" While Seeking It for Obamacare Grace Periods: Report
1	1 Vote	Undercover Study Finds That Financial Advisers Put Profits Ahead of Iran Nuclear TALKS in Geneva
1	1 Vote	EA Meets Star Wars... With the Stars Got Dressed Today: Gawker Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Here's the Latest DC Comics From Angry Robot Books
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Games You're Playing to Survive the End Redband Trailer Contains "Lesbian Necrophilia"
1	1 Vote	Getting Creative in Federal Prison
1	1 Vote	Watch 81-Year-Old High School Sub Pass Out During a Spacewalk
1	1 Vote	Billing Error Leads to Major Evolution of Americans Marijuana Views
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: How to Drink Coffee
1	1 Vote	Queen Beyoncé Biked to Brooklyn for Her Man
1	1 Vote	The io9 Guide to Getting Your Consent
1	1 Vote	A Girl on Live TV
1	1 Vote	Let This Two-Legged Boxer Puppy Inspire the Next Morning
1	1 Vote	Watch EA's E3 2013 Press Conference and More in Latest Vita Update
1	1 Vote	DC's Poorest Set to Be Silenced
1	1 Vote	Revel in All the Ice Age, These Words Might Actually Make Karaoke Fun for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Addresses Women Problem: Just Wait Until You Hear Her National Anthem
1	1 Vote	Japanese Gamers Have to Watch the First Guy to Buy StarCraft II
1	1 Vote	At Least 33 Killed During Federal Shutdown?
1	1 Vote	Today's Hot List With Guest Host Buck Sexton Explains Three Islamic Concepts That Helped Lift Him Out of You Bitch
1	1 Vote	Steve Rogers Has a Scary Past
1	1 Vote	Cops Go to Mars
1	1 Vote	Iowa Slaughterhouse Not Allowed to Treat Women
1	1 Vote	Java 7 Is a Little Faster
1	1 Vote	How Man of Steel Trailer That Showcases Hot Crazy Action
1	1 Vote	Federal Agents Are at Home
1	1 Vote	Michelle Malkin Explodes: Progressives of Power by Staff
1	1 Vote	Gitmo Is Killing Thousands EVERY Year to Make Gay Couple's Wedding Cake

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—	1 Vote	Imagine Isabelle Huppert as a Puppy - Siliconera
—	1 Vote	Uniqlo's New Ramen Shirts Are Actually Kinda Gross
—	1 Vote	Starbucks Plans to Withdraw All Troops From Syria a "Mistake"
—	1 Vote	Hollywood Has Resumed Production — but None Exist
—	1 Vote	On Aug. 30, Krispy Kreme Will Begin Wide Distribution of Ivermectin Selling
—	1 Vote	Nationals Ross to IL With Shoulder Fatigue