Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Cristmas Again, Get Your First Kill
4	4 Vote	"Vagina" Is an Absurdist Competitive Dating Sim
4	4 Vote	Woman Becomes Pregnant Twice After Having Sex Doll
4	4 Vote	Quiz: How Well Do You Even Draw?
4	4 Vote	Reindeer Becoming Smaller Due to Voter Suppression Efforts
4	4 Vote	Netflix Is Chasing a Missile
4	4 Vote	The First Time Magazine
4	4 Vote	God, Save the Water From Escaping
4	4 Vote	I Never Wanted to Float
4	4 Vote	CNN's John King Is a Timetraveler?
4	4 Vote	Pokémon, It's Like When I'm Bored in Law School
4	4 Vote	Dave Chappelle Becomes the Walking Dead?
4	4 Vote	Ivanka: I Will Tattoo a Swastika on Your Birth Order
4	4 Vote	Some Guy Jizzed All Over Ryan Gosling, And, Lol
4	4 Vote	Samsung to Release Taxes: Who Cares?
4	4 Vote	The Planet Earth Is Cool
4	4 Vote	Jesus: I Need Whovian Advice
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Now Has a Mansplaining Hotline
4	4 Vote	First Trailer for Pokémon X & Y Aims to Speed Up Deportations
4	4 Vote	Stolen Car Is Indestructible!
4	4 Vote	Anyone Know How to Avoid Conflicts of Interest
4	4 Vote	Steven Tyler Totally Looks Like a Drunk Woman
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Reemerges With Blonde Hair in His Sobriety
4	4 Vote	Mark Carney to Stay at Texas, but Now They Might Explode
4	4 Vote	Travel Tips: How to Survive a 2008 Style Crash Bandicoot
4	4 Vote	Pentagon to Buy SoundCloud
4	4 Vote	Kanye West 911 Call Released: Dispatcher Cautions Don't Let Him Try Viagra
4	4 Vote	Bro, Do You Think?
4	4 Vote	School Choir Director Allegedly Had Sex With Her Family in a Quesadilla
4	4 Vote	Amazon Could Be the God?
4	4 Vote	Finding Hope in Humanity 2	2
4	4 Vote	Starbucks Is Bringing Back Child Labor
4	4 Vote	The Easy Way to Cope When Everything Is Terrible
4	4 Vote	Adele Says She's Fleeing Country Because She's Scared for Her Vogue Shoot
4	4 Vote	Shazam Is Always Wrong
4	4 Vote	8 Millennials Who Ditched the Corporate World for $14
4	4 Vote	Katy Perry Tweets Tips for Survival
4	4 Vote	Lucky That I Forgot to Flush
4	4 Vote	Toy Story 4 Hoping to Avoid Deportation
4	4 Vote	Some People Don't Smoke Marijuana