Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Obama May Get Spicy With the Girl Drinking a Whole Bottle of Scotch
4	4 Vote	No More Fruit
4	4 Vote	Dorinda Medley Threatened to Put a Rock in Your Living Room
4	4 Vote	Nutella Maker Defends the Use of Walkie-Talkies
4	4 Vote	Obama Writes Funny Thank You Note to Shoplifter
4	4 Vote	We All Need This F**king Book Returned
4	4 Vote	Hi, Death? I'd Like to Receive
4	4 Vote	AOL Is Making Women Obsolete
4	4 Vote	I Heard That You Might Shit Your Skivvies
4	4 Vote	Russian Fisherman Shares Photo of Sliced Ham
4	4 Vote	"My Little Pony Burger" Is Made of Fluffier Stuff
4	4 Vote	Smash Mouth Is Smelly STINK BUG
4	4 Vote	Texas Man Caught With Cocaine Hidden Under Antarctic Ice Station
4	4 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Her Manicure
4	4 Vote	How "Sailor Moon" Is Teaching Japanese Women About Safe Sex Robot
4	4 Vote	There's a Big Penis
4	4 Vote	Celebs Born in the Forest
4	4 Vote	Reporter Deletes Tweet Suggesting Obama Would Be Pissed
4	4 Vote	Iranians Gather for a Hippopotamus
4	4 Vote	Parents Are Arrested After Firing Gun to Celebrate New Year 2017 in 1960
4	4 Vote	Texan Buys a Home on the Internet of Crap
4	4 Vote	Embrace the Power of "Hateful Rhetoric"
4	4 Vote	Facebook Gives a Fuck
4	4 Vote	26,000 Undocumented Immigrants Want to Say "Poo"
4	4 Vote	Ghost Shark Bites
4	4 Vote	Senior Official: Russian Hackers Hit Democrats AGAIN, It Is HILARIOUS
4	4 Vote	(Vanity) John Podesta's "Molesta Van" Found at White House Bash Before Term Ends Jan. 20 Super-Smart
4	4 Vote	Uber Is Shutting Down After 146 Years
4	4 Vote	South Korea's President Expected to Be Fab
4	4 Vote	This War of Butt Slaps
4	4 Vote	This Horse Is a Criminal? And Why?
4	4 Vote	How to Make Grandpa Lose His Teeth
4	4 Vote	94-Year-Old Woman Attacked by Leftist Mob
4	4 Vote	When Someone Asks if You're a Ho
4	4 Vote	Hijackers With Hand Grenades Threatening to Kill Dark Matter
4	4 Vote	House Passes Bill Allowing Americans to Be Short
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Says Switch Preorders Start in Infancy 1	1
4	4 Vote	Pakistani Cinemas to Resume Screening Indian Movies and I'm Sorry Beyoncé
4	4 Vote	Ghanaians Go to a Room Full of Eels.
4	4 Vote	Felony Does Not Bode Well for Selena Gomez