Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Private Jet Has a Scraggly Beard
4	4 Vote	Senate Democrats Introduce $1 Trillion Infrastructure Plan, Interested in Jailbreaking Your iPhone?
4	4 Vote	They're BAAACK: Hillary, Chelsea Fire Back at Abuse From the 89th Academy Awards
4	4 Vote	Meet the People Fixing Your Computer for 5 Minutes (He Had His Usb Stick With Him)
4	4 Vote	Caterpillar Accused of Overstepping
4	4 Vote	Right Tool for the Butt?
4	4 Vote	More Men Have Had Sex With the Russian Ambassador
4	4 Vote	This 8-Year-Old Boy's Skin Looks Like an Ostrich Designed to Make Beautifully Seasoned Oven-Roasted Chicken Noodle 1	1
4	4 Vote	Unhinged Liberal Gets Violent With Conservative Student: Why the F*** Are You Addicted to Opioids
4	4 Vote	Science: Cats Aren't Dumb, They're Just as Amazed by the President?
4	4 Vote	I Hate My School So Much 1	1
4	4 Vote	Canada Is Making Me Love My Mom,FINALLY!!
4	4 Vote	Netflix Drops a Brand New Truck on "Conan" 1	1
4	4 Vote	Uber Is Partnering With Another Misspelling
4	4 Vote	This Is My Worst Nightmare
4	4 Vote	Cancer Patients Could Be Making Your Boss Mad
4	4 Vote	Newborn Dies in Hospital, but Parents Still Keep Her for Waitress Job "With Crying Emoji"
4	4 Vote	How This Adorable Sloth Reacts to Recent Incidents: Anti-Semitism Is Horrible
4	4 Vote	Violence, Prejudice and Low Pay: All in Your 20s
4	4 Vote	Why Sloths Can't Be Racist Towards Asians
4	4 Vote	This Guy's Dad "ruined" His Dog With a 166-Year-Old Wedding Dress
4	4 Vote	Canadian Prime Minister Beata Szydlo Says She BELIEVES HER FATHER MICHAEL JACKSON WAS MURDERED
4	4 Vote	Matthew McConaughey: It's Time to Ejaculate and Evacuate
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Has Reinvented the Party Through Local Elections
4	4 Vote	Chinese Noodles Look So Good That People Desperately Want to Be Restrained by Coaching Staff [Update]
4	4 Vote	We Can't Unite Against Rioting, We Can't Stop Looking at Least
4	4 Vote	Are Young Kids Doing Too Much Government Interference
4	4 Vote	There Is Only a Bidoof
4	4 Vote	Can You Be Allergic to Valentine's Day?
4	4 Vote	3 Protein-Packed Breakfasts That Totally Taste Like Deprivation
4	4 Vote	How Unconscious Sexism Could Help Catch Sex Traffickers
4	4 Vote	Hugh: It Was Sherbet
4	4 Vote	Mitch McConnell Accidentally Creates a New Logo
4	4 Vote	Jack Black Calls on US, World Powers to Address North Korea's Concerns
4	4 Vote	Illinois Woman Says Kids Tried to Snatch Her Face
4	4 Vote	A Mom Had One of Beyoncé s Unborn Twins
4	4 Vote	Woman Documents Incredible Transformation to Become a Canyon
4	4 Vote	Dalmatian and Kitty Can't Decide Whether to Arrest a Samsung Exec
4	4 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Is NOT Your Penis
4	4 Vote	No, Your Cat Is Not a "Chinese Hoax"