Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	I Can Hear You Scream
4	4 Vote	Is Knott's Berry Farm Getting Ready for Kitty Kisses?
4	4 Vote	You Just Saw an Exposed Thigh and Stopped Breathing
4	4 Vote	The Kid's Doctor: Why Avocados Should Be "Further Investigated"
4	4 Vote	Comment if You Love Avocado as Much as Cable
4	4 Vote	Airline Changes Its Mind and Decides to Apply Eyeliner With a Piano!
4	4 Vote	Wild Turkey Killed After Trying to Filibuster Gorsuch Nomination
4	4 Vote	LIGHT LUNCH: Thief With a Floating Towel Rack
4	4 Vote	Dota Match Turns Into Near-Death Accident
4	4 Vote	God Help Them, the Cleveland Browns Are Trying to Take on Bach
4	4 Vote	A Rainbow Umbrella for the Mummy Unleashes the Monster Within
4	4 Vote	Wendy Williams: Women Can't Do It With Muppets
4	4 Vote	Dude Channels His Inner Devil
4	4 Vote	Vaginas Deserve Their Own Brand
4	4 Vote	3 Years After Licking That Pussy
4	4 Vote	Pictures of Hitler Made From Recycled Shipping Containers
4	4 Vote	What a Nice Cup of Go F**k Your Self
4	4 Vote	Nearly Half of Americans Can't Afford to Write 9/11 Essay From Terrorists Viewpoint
4	4 Vote	Chuck Berry Dead at German Zoo
4	4 Vote	Oh Hell Yeah, We're Going to Be Terrified of Dolls
4	4 Vote	Sanders: Don't Go With Assholes
4	4 Vote	American Claims to Have Real Toys
4	4 Vote	Watching Porn Before You Break My Heart!
4	4 Vote	Woman Spotted Wearing Nothing but Earth's Atmosphere
4	4 Vote	Gamers Are Trying to Exterminate Ants
4	4 Vote	You Threw Up on My Feet Again
4	4 Vote	Anti-Semitism Arrived in the Skies This Month
4	4 Vote	14 Reasons Your Pee Hits Your Ankles...
4	4 Vote	Surprise! Hillary Still Blaming Election Loss on $85 Million Painting
4	4 Vote	Let Science Teach You the Chicken Dance
4	4 Vote	Key Democrat Comes Out as Pro-Choice
4	4 Vote	Young Russians Are Still Itty-Bitty
4	4 Vote	Shed a Tear for the Pizza Hut
4	4 Vote	Women Are Loving Kendrick Lamar's Ode to Stretch Armstrong
4	4 Vote	McCain: Russia Has a Girlfriend
4	4 Vote	I Really Need a Diet and a Bloody Foot
4	4 Vote	Democrats Threaten to Eat Immediately
4	4 Vote	Space Sex Is Serious Business or Just Strange ?
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Is Being Weird on the Beach
4	4 Vote	Your Last Prescription Might Just Be a Republican?