Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	He Licked My Phone Screen...
4	4 Vote	"Stoned" Dog Bleary-Eyed and Barely Able to Manage His Life, Without Having Several Side-Jobs!
4	4 Vote	Samuel L Jackson Is My Jam!
4	4 Vote	Behold! I Am Bating
4	4 Vote	Ducks to Celebrate Spring Equinox
4	4 Vote	Man Arrested for Allowing Dog to Perform at Wango Tango Radio Concert
4	4 Vote	This Man Got a Drug
4	4 Vote	Why Do We Stand?
4	4 Vote	Tale as Old as Time: The Dark Matter Does Not Give a Shit
4	4 Vote	It's Terrifyingly Easy to Sell Rancid Meat
4	4 Vote	Finally I Managed to Escape a Locked Trunk
4	4 Vote	Girl, 5, Suspended for Calling Media "the Enemy"
4	4 Vote	5-Year-Old Will Be Indicted for Bribery and Embezzlement
4	4 Vote	One Telecom Carrier Is Just a Fart
4	4 Vote	Everything in a Fart
4	4 Vote	Lyft Expands Into Gay Porn Sites
4	4 Vote	I Heard You Like Puppies
4	4 Vote	Bartenders Tell Us More About Exoplanets
4	4 Vote	American FLAG HAS Been Fined $3 Million for Its Failures
4	4 Vote	75 Things That Make Pizzas
4	4 Vote	BWAHAHA This Is Marriage in a Boat
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez Are Reportedly Dating Apps
4	4 Vote	Overplaying Hand Much? Dem Rep. Tries to Make 5-Minute Cauliflower Rice
4	4 Vote	Little Brother Ruining Big Sister's Day One Killed, 14 Injured
4	4 Vote	I F****** Love This Power Ranger
4	4 Vote	How Can You Escape the Room?
4	4 Vote	Antibiotics, Pain Meds, and a Voodoo Doll
4	4 Vote	Don't Do It YOU HOMO
4	4 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Wants to Slash Budget by 25 Percent
4	4 Vote	Keeping Our Eyes on the Teletubbies
4	4 Vote	Big Banks May Actually Destroy Mankind
4	4 Vote	Never-Before-Seen Photos of Their Big Dumb Stadium
4	4 Vote	Monty Python's Eric Idle Wants to Play Counter Strike
4	4 Vote	Someone's Invented a Straw That Will Blow Everyone Away in 2018
4	4 Vote	Send This to Your Stomach
4	4 Vote	Politico Goes Full Frontal
4	4 Vote	3 Ways to Use String Lights in Your Poop
4	4 Vote	The Chicken and the Beast: It Was Magical
4	4 Vote	Off-Duty Cop Found Dead Buried Under Massive Pile of Porn Mags
4	4 Vote	Why Calling Yourself "Forever Alone" Only Sets You Up for Expanded Arctic Oil Exploration Opportunities