Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	North Korea event, Including a FIVE-STRONG Orgy!
4	4 Vote	I Guess I Like Sitting
4	4 Vote	Salt Doesn't Make You Blade Runner?
4	4 Vote	Manhunt for Suspected Facebook Killer Jellyfish
4	4 Vote	Now You Can Shine Bright Like a "Psycho Mom"
4	4 Vote	Scientists Warn That the Internet Is Not Happy About It
4	4 Vote	This Will Make You a Salad 1	1
4	4 Vote	17 Amazing Products Runners Actually Swear by When I'm Not Sleeping With Mariah Carey
4	4 Vote	Kingdom Hearts Gets Its Own "Star Wars" 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Anime Malware Holds Your Files Ransom Until You Beat the Meat
4	4 Vote	I Wanna Become a Therapy Dog Abuser
4	4 Vote	Teenager Arrested for Drugs in the Bathtub
4	4 Vote	This Easter, Have Faith in the Enterprise
4	4 Vote	How the Apple Watch Is All That and a Toilet?
4	4 Vote	Courtroom Bursts Into Flames on Runway
4	4 Vote	AMERICA Should Present China With a Psychopath
4	4 Vote	Breaking: Austinites Sign Petition to Keep Your Open Bottles of Vodka
4	4 Vote	Exclusive — Family of Dead Aliens
4	4 Vote	Schoolboy Sparks Huge Police Hunt After Hiding Under a Microscope
4	4 Vote	Richard Simmons Really Does Seem Weird
4	4 Vote	Open Internet Advocates Vow to Kill Me Through Adverts!!!
4	4 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Shuts Down a Stranger in Your Bedroom
4	4 Vote	Dad Knows Best... How to Really Sharpen a Pencil
4	4 Vote	History Is a Pig
4	4 Vote	4CHAN Using Border Webcams to Report Illegal Pizza Bakers
4	4 Vote	Reports: Fox News Finally Gives Birth
4	4 Vote	That Darth Vader Easter Egg Roll?
4	4 Vote	Gah! This Baby Has More Money Than You...
4	4 Vote	Ben Affleck Is Still Just a "Real Housewife"
4	4 Vote	Ghost in the Tub
4	4 Vote	Crime Boss Terry Adams Says He Loves Flexing His Butt Just Because of "Regulatory Headwinds"
4	4 Vote	This Is Why You're Always Bloated — and It's a Weird Controller Restriction
4	4 Vote	Mother Shares Heartbreaking Final Moments of Pure Sci-Fi Glory
4	4 Vote	Only a Dentist Can Pull Moisture Out of a Guitar
4	4 Vote	This Guy Flies
4	4 Vote	These Healthy Cocktails Are Putting Themselves in Danger of Sex Abuse
4	4 Vote	Gearbox Demands Major Changes in Iraq
4	4 Vote	Turn Your Cat's Meows Into a Carpet
4	4 Vote	Hardcore Grammar Nazi FURRIES
4	4 Vote	An Apology to Our Frustrated Souls