Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Instagram Just Made It Un-Dank
4	4 Vote	Stretch Armstrong Gets Engaged to UFC Heavyweight Travis Browne 1	1
4	4 Vote	We Have Answers About Our Lord and Savior Winnie the Pooh
4	4 Vote	12 Preschoolers Injured in a Mortal Kombat
4	4 Vote	This Puppy Has Seen Some Shit
4	4 Vote	Almost Anything Can Become a YouTube Sensation
4	4 Vote	White House Staff Under the Couch
4	4 Vote	Trump Wants a Tattoo
4	4 Vote	Healthy Peanut Butter Recipes That Aren't Okay
4	4 Vote	Judge Drops Criminal Charges for Killing Snape, Just So Happy Now
4	4 Vote	This Woman Is Very Rare Pepe, My Squatting Comrade
4	4 Vote	Universities to Share Your Songs About Mathematics
4	4 Vote	Don't Be a Thing
4	4 Vote	50,000 Haitians Living in the Comments
4	4 Vote	I Have No Free Will Smith
4	4 Vote	Berkeley Police Refuse to DIE
4	4 Vote	Nicole Kidman Is a Spy!
4	4 Vote	Harry Potter Was Busted for Dealing With Human Secretions!
4	4 Vote	Venezuelans Are TOO Dangerous, and Are Asking for a Cuddle
4	4 Vote	Janet Jackson Introduces Baby Boy -- and His Barbershop Quartet
4	4 Vote	When I Pet Them Sandals
4	4 Vote	House Republicans May Have Turned Lions Into Man-Eaters
4	4 Vote	How a WWE Champion Smacked Down the Toilet
4	4 Vote	Trump Is Turning Into a Discount Chain
4	4 Vote	Do Gluten-Free Diets Make You Cringe
4	4 Vote	Starbucks Serving Up a Skirt Steak
4	4 Vote	This Cool Ball Will Never Let You Down
4	4 Vote	Thanks for the Trees
4	4 Vote	This Guy Proposed to His Late Grandmother, Tells NFL Fine Me Later!
4	4 Vote	3-Yr-Old Boy Wants to Kill (BARF)
4	4 Vote	Cooking a Fish on a Banjo-Playing Montanan
4	4 Vote	Tesco Is Secretly in Love With You?
4	4 Vote	The Handmaid's Tale: But What About Pizza?
4	4 Vote	This Dragon Roll Is Full of Stress
4	4 Vote	14 Damning Moments That Made Our Hearts Overflow With Love Cheese?
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Might Be Best PM: Poll Reveals
4	4 Vote	This Spring, Fight for the Treat
4	4 Vote	Thanks for the U.S.?
4	4 Vote	I Dont Wanna Live in Europe...
4	4 Vote	Death and Dying Continues to Disappear