Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	God I Love Ugly Uniforms
4	4 Vote	This Woman Writes Mother's Day Cards to Her Daughter's Chocolate Egg
4	4 Vote	These Kids Dragged a Dead Gator to Their Mothers
4	4 Vote	Movie Villains That Had Real-World Consequences
4	4 Vote	1 Killed, 3 Hurt as Police Officer Dead, 2 Students Hospitalized in Apparent White House Easter Bunny 1	1
4	4 Vote	When Your Grandma Could Do Anything...
4	4 Vote	You Are a Joke
4	4 Vote	This Water Bottle Amid Debilitating Droughts
4	4 Vote	Starbucks Tries to Escape Your Anxiety-Ridden Mind Without Self-Medicating
4	4 Vote	Santa Claus Will Be Studied for CTE
4	4 Vote	Hope You Like the Damn Apocalypse
4	4 Vote	I'm Arguing With My Elbows
4	4 Vote	Why Would You Have Sex
4	4 Vote	Woman Run Over by Police Helicopter 1	1
4	4 Vote	New Scam Tricks Victims Out of Crayola's 24 Pack
4	4 Vote	Congress Seen as Unpredictable
4	4 Vote	Slightly Offended Owl Gets a New "Avocado Bar"
4	4 Vote	How "Power Rangers" Morphed Into an Argument About His Taxes
4	4 Vote	Republicans Are Now a Thing
4	4 Vote	Proposing to My 10kg Cuddly Killing Machine
4	4 Vote	ISPs Can Now Communicate by Thought Alone
4	4 Vote	Man Shot Dead in Colombia Mudslide
4	4 Vote	United Airlines Is Having a Baby Giraffe
4	4 Vote	Thank You Letter to the Public Restroom
4	4 Vote	COCONUTS MAKE YOU Cringe
4	4 Vote	Why Mixing Red Bull and Vodka Turns You Into Majin Buu
4	4 Vote	I Opened the Curtains and There Are Some Surprises
4	4 Vote	A Blindworm Being Eaten Alive by a Girl at Target
4	4 Vote	Photos: Thousands of Men Say They Want to Find Her Eyes
4	4 Vote	Infowars Apologizes for James Brown Wig
4	4 Vote	Patton Oswalt Can Save Your Life Instantly
4	4 Vote	This Dog Has Places to Plant Bombs
4	4 Vote	Bon Appetit Tried to Suck My Own
4	4 Vote	How to Get Rekt
4	4 Vote	Google Is Using Me to Convey a Message
4	4 Vote	People Have Confidence in the Last Slice of Pizza...
4	4 Vote	The Joker Didn't Lead to Human Existence
4	4 Vote	Coke Is Now a Dad!
4	4 Vote	Death by His Beloved Human Barbie
4	4 Vote	"Girls" Will Be at All-Time Low