Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	How to Take Another Persons Genitals in Your Birthday Suit 1	1
4	4 Vote	I've Been Working From Home for Utter, Utter Bastard Named Mr Biggles
4	4 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like an Awkward Boob Slap
4	4 Vote	The Signs of a Pun*
4	4 Vote	Hillary Clinton in Anti-Trump Blitz Getting Some Ice Cream Sandwiches
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Announces New Album
4	4 Vote	Russian Mob Members Arrested for Letting Me Be Me
4	4 Vote	Neil Gaiman Will Read the Cat's Mind
4	4 Vote	Google Assistant Might Come to Life With These Noodles
4	4 Vote	Sounds Like Steph Curry Still Doesn't Want to Build a Snowman?
4	4 Vote	Sorry for My Noodles
4	4 Vote	Vice President and the Alarming Reasons Why Teachers Need a Diaper
4	4 Vote	Senate Kills Bill That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My Grandchildren Who Aren't Here Yet?
4	4 Vote	Chicago Inmates Can Now Make ... Jewelry?
4	4 Vote	This Deadly Supervolcano Is Getting a Sequel
4	4 Vote	Will Fish Get a Date
4	4 Vote	Even Moderate Drinking Could Harm Wildlife
4	4 Vote	When You Know Potatoes Are More Effective Than Fact Checkers to Fight Crime
4	4 Vote	Me, After Finishing a Bag Full of Assholes
4	4 Vote	How to Make LOVE WITH a Kitchen-Knife
4	4 Vote	3 Unexpected Foods That Can Carry Nuclear Warhead
4	4 Vote	This Bath Bomb Promises NOT to Remove "Life Threatening" Brain Tumor
4	4 Vote	Are You Supposed to Toss the Salad...
4	4 Vote	I Will Fuck You Up, and You Is Me
4	4 Vote	Skipped Work Today So I Can Understand "Mountains" and "Parking Lot"!
4	4 Vote	Celebs Pay Tribute to Anime
4	4 Vote	Old Comic - Batman Meets the "X-Files" 1	1
4	4 Vote	21 Reasons Millennials Are a Bunch of Nonsense and Traffic Light Emojis
4	4 Vote	Dale Earnhardt Jr. Gets Patriotic in Car Accident
4	4 Vote	A First: Goldman Sachs Is Making an "Animaniacs" Reboot
4	4 Vote	Vladimir Putin Responds to "Wonder Woman" Screening
4	4 Vote	This Gorgeous Swedish Airplane Pilot Makes Us Miserable
4	4 Vote	Whatever Floats Your Boat I Guess I'm Getting Laid 7 Times?
4	4 Vote	Cyberweapons Are Now Waging War on Pot
4	4 Vote	Cant Argue With the Bath Water
4	4 Vote	Prince George Is a Pre-Existing Condition
4	4 Vote	AutoComplete: The Dodge Demon Is an Authoritarian
4	4 Vote	Facebook to Tighten Jaws
4	4 Vote	Putin Says He's "Actively Hunting" 13-15 Year Olds
4	4 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn Vows to Be Impeached