Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Peter Molyneux Yearns to Make Oversize Christmas Ornaments
4	4 Vote	So You Need to Panic
4	4 Vote	You Are a Muddled Mess
4	4 Vote	Some People Really Eat for Breakfast
4	4 Vote	I Went From Development Hell to Big-Screen Blockbuster
4	4 Vote	Samsung Is About to Run Low on Dollars
4	4 Vote	The Lord of the Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
4	4 Vote	Please Tell Me I'm Not the Disease
4	4 Vote	President Obama Warns Europe of Dark Forces
4	4 Vote	Can You Brainwash Yourself Using Your Head ?
4	4 Vote	CNN: China Has Returned
4	4 Vote	I Give You Food Poisoning
4	4 Vote	Happy Birthday, Britney Spears! Take a Close Look at MA DICK!
4	4 Vote	This Might Just Turn You Into a Whopper 1	1
4	4 Vote	Kirk Douglas Celebrates 100th Birthday With Stamp
4	4 Vote	Unbothered Nicki Minaj in a Duffel Bag
4	4 Vote	Just IN: Steve Bannon Did Not Swallow for Ages
4	4 Vote	You're Not on Netflix?
4	4 Vote	We Will Never Die
4	4 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Says He HATES Her Arms
4	4 Vote	Hey, Donald! Let's Make Him See Himself!
4	4 Vote	Bernie Sanders Has a Horrified Reaction to Smelling Another Cat's Fart After Sniffing Its Butt
4	4 Vote	Here Is a Dumbass
4	4 Vote	Let Me Introduce You "Hitler's Acid" (H4CO4), It Could Pass as a Baby Groot
4	4 Vote	I Can Be Reformed
4	4 Vote	Obama on Leaving the Industry
4	4 Vote	I'm Going to Play James Bond Again?
4	4 Vote	"Stranger Things" Lego Remake Will Make You Sick, So Maybe Don't Google Your Symptoms
4	4 Vote	Why 2016 Was a Lie
4	4 Vote	Saved This Little Bastard
4	4 Vote	Man Found Dead Rising
4	4 Vote	Newswire: Hugh Jackman Took a Ball
4	4 Vote	Baby Hits the Road to Victory
4	4 Vote	Super Mario Run Estimated to Receive Full Drone Strike
4	4 Vote	Hot New Toy Most Likely to Die Now
4	4 Vote	Veteran Thrown in Jail Shootout
4	4 Vote	Do Ye See What Happens
4	4 Vote	Giant Douche Over a Year Later
4	4 Vote	Your Dentist Will Never Understand...
4	4 Vote	How to Make a Mistake!